Where Do Babies Come From?
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
What'd You Think?

(74 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)
October 30th, 2008 at 8:44 am
I read this already on a different site still just as funny!
October 24th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
ha ha that Sh-it was funny lmao FAF
ps; FAF-funny as Fu–CK
September 10th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
oh for christ’s sake……
September 5th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
haha omg . .
September 4th, 2008 at 10:00 am
if i get some than ill buy u jewelry
August 24th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
i’m so glad that didn’t happen to me as a kid.
August 19th, 2008 at 3:48 am
my goodness, wat kind of joke - who wants to see ther mom …
August 12th, 2008 at 1:59 am
sheeeesh!! nice one though!
August 8th, 2008 at 3:19 am
gross but so true
August 7th, 2008 at 6:39 am
OMG that is grossssssss