When You’re Feeling Stupid, Read This
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, [...]
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When You’re Feeling Stupid, Read This
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Thats the most stupid stuff I have ever heard, I love it keep it comin
I thought the “If you don’t succeed, you run the risk of failure” quote was from George W. Bush?
At least, I thought so. I have a notepad that has that quote on it because I think it’s so completely ridiculous. ;P
If we don’t suceed quote was made by Al Gore…Though, it can be argued that it was made by many notable people.
I laughed until I could laugh no more, and they think that they are so smart, will this proves how dumb they really are. haha
If you’re going to leave a comment about people being stupid, at least spell it right. Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States (and inventor of teh internet
Your picture of Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman is actually a picture of ‘Mark Fowler’ an ex-character on the soap drama ‘Eastenders’ in the UK.
Although most of these people “Appear to be Stupid”, how many would actually vote for Hillary? That would indeed be stupid.
When you’re RIGHT, you’re RIGHT. And when you’re LEFT, you’re WRONG!
People that cannot spell, use proper grammar or correct punctuation, should perhaps not be calling others “stupid” quite so quickly.
that mariah carey one is retarded
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”
haha priceless
i agre wit barbara. u poeple arr juste as stoopid as them.
haha yerrr me two! ppl yuh shud lern how ta spell proply =P
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body” ~ Winston Bennett
Haha I love that one!
Whats rights whats left after everything is wrong.
And the internet was created for the military (to send encrypted messages) and was later moved mostley to a protocal called the world wide web (www) for browsing.
omg. these are the most dumest things i ever heard.
this is real good because it is the truth
That sux
hgh fndfnnf i dont no how to type
haha, i’m not the only one. The moral of the story is DON’T BE STUPID IN PUBLIC lol
Dumbass
His name was Kep (Keppel) Enderby QC – an Australian polititian in the 1970’s – Australian Atorney General, and then supreme court judge in NSW.
OMG!!! My friend and i nearly laughed ourselves to death!!! I dont feel like an idiot anymore
“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people”
hahahhaha my fav im still laughing about it
This was just an embarassment to our nations decision making. Most of these people at one time help prominent positions in society, and our young looked up to them. Thank god i was wanking off when these people were trying to speak. Just for the record. The internet was a missle defence system code transmission protocol. So that encoded launch commands could be delivered faster. The only reason the WWW (world wide web) was created was the demand for faster information. It actually started in the phone companies. But those that really want to claim that others are stupid and ramble on like they know something are the ones that need to re-evaluate their intelligence. ( and yes this does include me )
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OMG!!!!!!!LOL well we always knew that the people in charge or famous are stupid…. Now all they need to do is post one from bush!!!
A zebra does not change his spots – Al gore (another one he said) lol
u should have somthin on george w bush
did’nt Al Gore recently release that controversial film about global warming? he’s a genius, but a dippy one.
no wonder America is in the state it’s in with a vice president like that…. opps, i have said too much… sorry yanks.
god this was funny and just what i needed for a ‘pick me up’
Barbara: I think you meant: People WHO cannot spell, use proper grammar or correct punctuation, should perhaps not be calling others “stupid” quite so quickly.
(Or correcting others?)
Nice one Suzanne.
These things made me laugh to death, just plain hilarous.
We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”
not much aparently
lol that was hilarious
apparently the person who made this was being as stupid as the people that said the quotes, Al Gore is not the inventor of internet…Bill Gates is. These people DO NOT think before they say things, either that or they are really truly that stupid.
This one is correct >>
“Half this game is ninety percent mental.”
~ Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
I laughed more at the people who didn’t understand it!
It simply means either 90% of 1 half of the game is ‘mental’ or that half the game – on a scale of ‘mentalness’ is 90% mental as opposed to say 100% (completley mental)
but the rest weer great
I was was so stupid to read it. Poor me!!
That seems to be a major misconception with Americans who seem to think that the internet was created in the United States. The internet was actually created by scientists in Europe by an organization called CERN. The internet was created as an easy way to access each others’ findings in regards to research. Also, if you notice, all of these people are American who are being quoted with contradictions.
I was feeling stupid at work – now I’m not. Unfortunatly it would be inappropriate to laugh hysterically in the office, the effort to restrain myself is nearly killing me
The quote attributed to B Clinton, “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure,” and Gore’s quote, “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment is the impurities in our air and water that are doing it,” were made by former Vice President Dan Quayle. Check it out on Snopes.
ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Wow. Some of these comments are worse than the actual joke.
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agree with u Lace. some people shud admit that they are dumbass!!!
lol.the one with mariah carey and and the lady who kept saying live forever were sooo dumb.LOL!!kkep em’ coming=)
I think Hillary meant precedent NOT president. It’s so gradeschool when you commit mistakes out of homonyms.
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”
“man and i thought i was stupid those sayings made me feel better about miself”
giggity.
giggity. If you commented before me your GAY!