What’s On The Menu?

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 G rilled Republican: $100.00 Baked Democrat: $250.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for [...]

What’s On The Menu?

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What’s On The Menu? was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 at 4:16 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Mexican Jews , Bus Crash , I Voted Democrat Because… , Hungry Cannibals , Two Spoons .

6 Comments to “What’s On The Menu?”

• Pinkey says:

  September 19, 2007 at 12:27 am

  the word cannibal creeps me out, so does the joke
• Ghandi's Small Nutsack says:

  September 19, 2007 at 12:40 am

  it says the guy called the waiter over… then the next thing it says “the cook replied”

  MAKES NO SENSE
• les says:

  September 19, 2007 at 3:31 am

  the joke must be writing by a republican that way it sucks
• Alice says:

  September 19, 2007 at 9:31 am

  Ha! That’s hilarious. Oh, and (hopefully you did this on purpose, Mr. High and Might Les, go home and work on your grammar. This is a hilarious joke!
• funforall says:

  September 20, 2007 at 3:51 pm

  funi (but u do need 2 work on ya grammer)
• shoop-bang-flobble-wop says:

  October 10, 2010 at 11:35 am

  maybe the waiter was the cook