What’s On The Menu?
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
- Broiled Missionary: $10.00
- Fried Explorer: $15.00
- G rilled Republican: $100.00
- Baked Democrat: $250.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap it takes all morning."
What'd You Think?
(42 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)
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the word cannibal creeps me out, so does the joke
it says the guy called the waiter over… then the next thing it says “the cook replied”
MAKES NO SENSE
the joke must be writing by a republican that way it sucks
Ha! That’s hilarious. Oh, and (hopefully you did this on purpose, Mr. High and Might Les, go home and work on your grammar. This is a hilarious joke!
funi (but u do need 2 work on ya grammer)