What’s On The Menu?


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

  • Broiled Missionary: $10.00
  • Fried Explorer: $15.00
  • G rilled Republican: $100.00
  • Baked Democrat: $250.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap it takes all morning.”

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What’s On The Menu? was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 at 4:16 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Psychiatric Hotline,  Shorties,  Yo Mama So Bald,  One Liners 1-10,  One Liners 51-60.


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5 Responses to “What’s On The Menu?”

  1. Pinkey Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 12:27 am

    the word cannibal creeps me out, so does the joke

  2. Ghandi's Small Nutsack Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 12:40 am

    it says the guy called the waiter over… then the next thing it says “the cook replied”

    MAKES NO SENSE

  3. les Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 3:31 am

    the joke must be writing by a republican that way it sucks

  4. Alice Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 9:31 am

    Ha! That’s hilarious. Oh, and (hopefully you did this on purpose, Mr. High and Might Les, go home and work on your grammar. This is a hilarious joke!

  5. funforall Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    funi (but u do need 2 work on ya grammer)

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