What’s In A Name?
One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious.
"Billy Bob," Tommy asked, "How come everyone calls you by your first name and your middle name instead of just Billy?"
"Well," Billy Bob answered, "When I was little like you, I used to get in trouble a lot, and when I did my mom always called me by both names. I guess after a while, it just stuck."
"Oh no!" Tommy cried. "I'd better straighten up then!"
"Why's that?" Billy Bob asked.
"I don't want to end up being called 'you little sh#!' for the rest of my life!"
What'd You Think?
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your jokes are very nice
THat is awesome
i dont get it. its kinda stupid because his name is tommy. not ‘you little sh#!’ wow you people dont make sense.
Those who don’t get it are the ones who fit the saying “He who laughs last thinks slowest!”
Anyway DORTHY its umm like when he always gets into trouble his mother always calls him a little shiit.. and not by his name… “Tommy”
If you don’t get that… then I can’t help u. Should get a sense of humor.
For Dorthy.. He doesn’t want everyone calling him “you little shit” because Billy Bob’s name stuck to him when they would hear his mom calling him that.
Think twice before you post something talking about how stupid something is because you you just might end up looking like the idiot.. LIKE RIGHT NOW.
xP
hello alright but not that funny i did get it this website is too confuzzling! anyway nice jokes gotta read more
dorothy if you don’t get it and have to get it explained you probably won’t find it funny Alice xx
hio; what kind of random person puts hio; has a name you FREAK!!!!!!!!
not at all funny
not funny. i get it but it was not funny. and i know funny!
That was f’in Hilarious… NOT!
That really sucked
not to good
not too good ,try to get good things
Good thing this is not the same with sex then his afthe would be called Oh God
oops meant father
Boring… Really not funny!!!
This isn’t that funny it doesn’t really make sence whats the hell is funny about his mom calling him little shit.
This really isn’t even a joke its just like saying hey billy bob my mom calls me little shiit.
dorthy ur stupid his mom calls him u little shi*
ur such a retard ur also a freak
haha xD
heihei, Very nice.
wow. because thats just sooo funny. not. sorry. but you need some better jokes.
you guys need to learn three things:
a) how to spell. geez! I’m only 11 years old and I can spell better than you.
b) to get a life. seriously. calling people retards just because they don’t get a joke is stupid, and it makes YOU the retard. (ahem… gymnast1, abbi, JeNNy… I’m talking to you three.)
c) to stop using bad words. if you all want to be rude and annoying to everybody else, so be it, but choose your words more carefully.
and really, posting just to say a joke is not funny… what a waste of time.
well, abbi its the same kind of freak that puts in their actual name that ends up in the back of a kiddnappers truck with blood dripping down your body. also, if u think this site is stupid or the joke is or whatever, i dont see why you would take the time to type out a comment in this “stupid” site anyway.
p.s. thank you, guest, finally somebody understands!
Haha.oh,Not funny.u must of bin really bored 2 think of that lad.
These jokes lack funny due to our culture of today. Being called little shxt is no longer funny because now and days parents call their kids that or fellow kids call eachother that. This site needs to update its jokes and fast.
It is lame and has no real purpose of humor.
not funny at all
if i dont like it i have the right to say : GUEST and if u think that you know everthing, then i am 11 too, i am a girl, and i know LOTS more than you do!
uhmmmmm the joke wasnt that funny :/
uhm. It was okay??
Ha, funny.. O_o.