What’s A Penis?
Little Johnny and Suzie were walking home from school after their first sex education class, when Suzie said that one thing she didn't understand about it all was, "What is a penis?"
Little Johnny said he didn't know either, but would ask his father that night, because his father "Knew everything." That night, when Johnny's father [...]
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this is cute
Heh thats pretty funny,,,,,,but everyone knows only i have a perfect penis
hahahs, thats funny =)
cute bt nt funny!!
Ouch to dad.
“Heh thats pretty funny,,,,,,but everyone knows only i have a perfect penis” Haha Same here if it was 3 inches shorter
LOL WOW
GROSS, THEYRE JUST KIDS
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all your crose.”
The woman did as she was told.
“Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.” Again,
The woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.” So
she did..
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”
Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look ed zachary like your ass.
that was so Frickin Funny!! Gud 1
OMFGLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats FuNnY
haha! I HAVE A PERFECT PENIS!! ha ha! jk…
That way very funny LOL
Hey Wolfchild, are you pimpzilla’s retarded echo?
xD little johnny’s pimpin it real hard. His dad should be embarrassed if/when he finds out ;D
lol funnyy
That was lame. i didn’t laugh at all!!
lol daddy has a very small penis if johnny is a small kid
Pfffh! Little johnny aint got nuthin on me. I’m hung like a horse.
lmfao!!! like crazi hella funny!!!!!!