What’s A Penis?
Little Johnny and Suzie were walking home from school after their first sex education class, when Suzie said that one thing she didn’t understand about it all was, “What is a penis?”
Little Johnny said he didn’t know either, but would ask his father that night, because his father “Knew everything.” That night, when Johnny’s father came home from work, Little Johnny asked, “Dad, what’s a penis?”
Johnny’s father led him into the bedroom, where Johnny’s father dropped his trousers, pointed down, and said, “That, Johnny, is a penis.” He then looked down at it and added, “In fact, that’s what I would call a PERFECT penis!”
Little Johnny was impressed, thanked his father for explaining it, and ran out to play. The next morning, Little Johnny and Suzie were walking to school when Johnny proudly announced that he knew what a penis is. Suzie wanted to know, so Johnny led her around behind a bush, dropped his trousers, pointed down, and announced, “That, Suzie, is a penis.” He looked down at it and added, “In fact, if it was just 3 inches shorter, it would be a PERFECT penis!!!”
What'd You Think?
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July 16th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
this is cute
August 7th, 2007 at 4:29 am
Heh thats pretty funny,,,,,,but everyone knows only i have a perfect penis
September 4th, 2007 at 8:47 am
hahahs, thats funny =)
September 12th, 2007 at 12:57 am
cute bt nt funny!!
September 13th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Ouch to dad.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:09 am
“Heh thats pretty funny,,,,,,but everyone knows only i have a perfect penis” Haha Same here if it was 3 inches shorter
October 14th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
LOL WOW
October 16th, 2007 at 9:34 am
GROSS, THEYRE JUST KIDS
October 19th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all your crose.”
The woman did as she was told.
“Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.” Again,
The woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.” So
she did..
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”
Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look ed zachary like your ass.
October 25th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
that was so Frickin Funny!! Gud 1
October 28th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
OMFGLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 1st, 2007 at 11:32 am
thats FuNnY
November 5th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
haha! I HAVE A PERFECT PENIS!! ha ha! jk…
November 7th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
That way very funny LOL
January 28th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Hey Wolfchild, are you pimpzilla’s retarded echo?
January 30th, 2008 at 11:15 am
xD little johnny’s pimpin it real hard. His dad should be embarrassed if/when he finds out ;D
June 6th, 2008 at 9:15 am
lol funnyy