What Seems To Bee The Problem?


A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What seems to be the problem?” “I’m out of gas,” the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. “Try it now,” said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. “Wow!” the man exclaimed, “what did you put in my gas tank”?

The bee answered, BP Gasoline and Oil Logo :)

Bee Peeing

I see you smiling :)

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38 Responses to “What Seems To Bee The Problem?”

  1. ALlison Says:

    i dont get it!

  2. F&J Staff Says:

    BP = Bee Pee. We also have some good blonde jokes for you over here Allison.

  3. josh Says:

    I thought bio petrol

  4. Pinkey Says:

    okay, kinda made sence

  5. letza Says:

    nice one

  6. Lathon Wilson Says:

    It might make a good alternative fuel…

  7. Rizwan Says:

    I didn’t find it funny in any manner.

  8. J C Says:

    Now you know

  9. J C Says:

    Now you know?

  10. Sally Says:

    i love the bee’s twitching eyelids..makes one giggle… :0

  11. Daisy Says:

    lol it was funny, i smiled yea :) and F&Jstaff, lmaooooo what you said was funnier then the joke lol

  12. Ferdinand Says:

    STUPID

  13. lollipop life Says:

    i sorta get it but its not rll dat funny.. its like sayin oh a man was walkin and stepped on an ant.. u no wot i mean?? aniwayz its pretty good in a way do.. lol xox

  14. beannie Says:

    ok that was stupid but i had to laugh…:>

  15. Amberly kay Says:

    that was funny!

  16. Sienna Says:

    I get the joke! Not really funny… But im kind of on the line!

  17. Dave Says:

    Brutal

  18. baby gurl Says:

    Weak. So weak

  19. keyarra Says:

    tHATS THE MOST STUPIDEST JOKE i EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Mmhmm Says:

    Constructive critisism seems to an object of the past… Regardless; this was clever, though not stupefyingly hilarious. I believe that a previous poster hit it right on the head when “lol it was funny, i smiled yea and F&Jstaff, lmaooooo what you said was funnier then the joke lol” was said.

  21. tash Says:

    it was cute not funny though but very cute.

  22. Richard Goodwin Says:

    it was a joke. it was funny. This is not profundity.com.

  23. laughinoutloud Says:

    WEAK BUT GOT A SILENT CHUCKLE

  24. BABE~GURL Says:

    i laughed when i read i see you smiling

  25. pink princess Says:

    ha! rlly funnii!!!

  26. Anti Christ Says:

    thats just plain retarded

  27. L00C3Y Says:

    Lol

  28. Princess Says:

    Ithink that all of you people who dont get it should read it over and over again until you get it. I saw this last week on this sight but i had to look at it again just for laughs. Thanx for posting it. :)

  29. sommer Says:

    lol

  30. draworks1 Says:

    Very Funny )))))

  31. rebekkah Says:

    thats funny

  32. rebekkah Says:

    funny :D :D :>

  33. rebekkah Says:

    funny stuff

  34. heyhey Says:

    are you people retarded bp is British Petroleum

  35. Slider's baby Says:

    to me I got it and it is kinda funny 2 me

  36. iggy Says:

    yeah that was funny nice 1

  37. Dj Says:

    could have done better but what do you expect from some kid thats only about 2 years old or some what does a cartoon like a 2 year old… other than that it was o.k but they could have done WAY better anyway got to get back to my nude.

  38. Mr. Cool Says:

    RETARDED looser jokes….

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