What Seems To Bee The Problem?
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What seems to be the problem?” “I’m out of gas,” the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. “Try it now,” said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. “Wow!” the man exclaimed, “what did you put in my gas tank”?
The bee answered,
:)

I see you smiling ![]()
What'd You Think?


(62 votes, average: 3.6 out of 5)
September 20th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
i dont get it!
September 20th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
BP = Bee Pee. We also have some good blonde jokes for you over here Allison.
September 20th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
I thought bio petrol
September 21st, 2007 at 1:16 am
okay, kinda made sence
September 21st, 2007 at 7:46 am
nice one
September 21st, 2007 at 11:08 am
It might make a good alternative fuel…
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:18 am
I didn’t find it funny in any manner.
September 22nd, 2007 at 4:07 am
Now you know
September 22nd, 2007 at 4:07 am
Now you know?
September 24th, 2007 at 11:06 am
i love the bee’s twitching eyelids..makes one giggle… :0
September 24th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
lol it was funny, i smiled yea
and F&Jstaff, lmaooooo what you said was funnier then the joke lol
September 25th, 2007 at 9:20 am
STUPID
September 25th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
i sorta get it but its not rll dat funny.. its like sayin oh a man was walkin and stepped on an ant.. u no wot i mean?? aniwayz its pretty good in a way do.. lol xox
September 25th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
ok that was stupid but i had to laugh…:>
September 27th, 2007 at 9:46 am
that was funny!
October 1st, 2007 at 12:56 pm
I get the joke! Not really funny… But im kind of on the line!
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:52 am
Brutal
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Weak. So weak
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:20 am
tHATS THE MOST STUPIDEST JOKE i EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!
October 4th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Constructive critisism seems to an object of the past… Regardless; this was clever, though not stupefyingly hilarious. I believe that a previous poster hit it right on the head when “lol it was funny, i smiled yea and F&Jstaff, lmaooooo what you said was funnier then the joke lol” was said.
October 7th, 2007 at 6:35 am
it was cute not funny though but very cute.
October 11th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
it was a joke. it was funny. This is not profundity.com.
October 14th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
WEAK BUT GOT A SILENT CHUCKLE
October 29th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
i laughed when i read i see you smiling
November 2nd, 2007 at 8:36 am
ha! rlly funnii!!!
November 11th, 2007 at 11:50 am
thats just plain retarded
November 11th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Lol
November 13th, 2007 at 1:05 am
Ithink that all of you people who dont get it should read it over and over again until you get it. I saw this last week on this sight but i had to look at it again just for laughs. Thanx for posting it.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
lol
November 19th, 2007 at 4:29 am
Very Funny )))))
November 24th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
thats funny
November 24th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
funny
:D :>
November 24th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
funny stuff
November 26th, 2007 at 7:07 am
are you people retarded bp is British Petroleum
November 26th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
to me I got it and it is kinda funny 2 me
November 29th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
yeah that was funny nice 1
March 8th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
could have done better but what do you expect from some kid thats only about 2 years old or some what does a cartoon like a 2 year old… other than that it was o.k but they could have done WAY better anyway got to get back to my nude.
April 21st, 2008 at 10:29 am
RETARDED looser jokes….