What Seems To Bee The Problem?
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?" "I'm out of gas," the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. "Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank"?
The bee answered,
:)

I see you smiling


(121 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)
i dont get it!
BP = Bee Pee. We also have some good blonde jokes for you over here Allison.
I thought bio petrol
okay, kinda made sence
nice one
It might make a good alternative fuel…
I didn’t find it funny in any manner.
Now you know
Now you know?
i love the bee’s twitching eyelids..makes one giggle… :0
lol it was funny, i smiled yea
and F&Jstaff, lmaooooo what you said was funnier then the joke lol
STUPID
i sorta get it but its not rll dat funny.. its like sayin oh a man was walkin and stepped on an ant.. u no wot i mean?? aniwayz its pretty good in a way do.. lol xox
ok that was stupid but i had to laugh…:>
that was funny!
I get the joke! Not really funny… But im kind of on the line!
Brutal
Weak. So weak
tHATS THE MOST STUPIDEST JOKE i EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!
Constructive critisism seems to an object of the past… Regardless; this was clever, though not stupefyingly hilarious. I believe that a previous poster hit it right on the head when “lol it was funny, i smiled yea and F&Jstaff, lmaooooo what you said was funnier then the joke lol” was said.
it was cute not funny though but very cute.
it was a joke. it was funny. This is not profundity.com.
WEAK BUT GOT A SILENT CHUCKLE
i laughed when i read i see you smiling
ha! rlly funnii!!!
thats just plain retarded
Lol
Ithink that all of you people who dont get it should read it over and over again until you get it. I saw this last week on this sight but i had to look at it again just for laughs. Thanx for posting it.
lol
Very Funny )))))
thats funny
funny
:>
funny stuff
are you people retarded bp is British Petroleum
to me I got it and it is kinda funny 2 me
yeah that was funny nice 1
could have done better but what do you expect from some kid thats only about 2 years old or some what does a cartoon like a 2 year old… other than that it was o.k but they could have done WAY better anyway got to get back to my nude.
RETARDED looser jokes….
This joke was old when Adam was a boy.
lmao o.o i think the bee was thinking heyy sexeh wanna watch me pee then i saw the i see you smiling- started to bust out laughing at that point xD
not so much of stupid….more of cute=] i liked it.
funny
ho ho ho i have this joke in my email acount!so funny pls sentd to me more if you have more!
lol..funy joke
*snicker*
i didnt get it until f&jstaff explained it
I first heard this one when I was at high school – 56 years ago!
Brilliant, lol
I am laughing my head off, excellent!
its well good