What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary
John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND [...]
What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

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dat wuz so LAME. but could be better
that was lame! Really crippled!
lmao, that’s so mean
that was f**kin rude!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO …. dat was funny
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Its even better
That was pretty funny…somehow the rude ones always are.
i think diz jok3 was so wak
it waznt even funny like come on
i thought it was funny butt really mean she was to pickyy anyways though
lol
well she wanted something that gose from 0-200 in less than 6 sec =D, she didn’t say exactly what she wanted, the perfect gift! =D!
i think John was tired of being taxed
Aren’t you think John didnt like what his wife did by being too aggressive to him?
that waz so lame:(
LOLs !! I wanted to see what would happen if John hadn’t went missing
Not so funny.
hahahahahaa aww burn!
w’ow
th@ wz meen u jurk
No, that wasn’t lame. You guys just didn’t get the punchline. His wife was demanding a car that can go from 0 to 200Kph in 6 seconds, that’s something like a ferarri. John was plotting a revenge and planning to leave her. Her wife was fat, that’s why he gave her the weighing scale – something that can go from 0-200 in less than 6 seconds. Get it?