What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT [...]

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What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary was written by F&J Staff on Monday, November 10th, 2008 at 11:48 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , You’ve Got Mail!, Married Bar Talk, What A Night, Gift for the Teacher, Late Night Suprise.

11 Comments to “What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary”

stephanie says:

November 10, 2008 at 8:06 pm

dat wuz so LAME. but could be better
Farah says:

November 12, 2008 at 3:20 am

that was lame! Really crippled!
19RAD says:

November 13, 2008 at 9:03 pm

lmao, that’s so mean
britanni says:

November 22, 2008 at 12:14 pm

that was f**kin rude!!!!!!!!!!
Sid says:

December 27, 2008 at 1:41 pm

ROFLMAO …. dat was funny
Sid says:

December 27, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Check this out for the visual version of the joke:

http://www.funtoosh.com/dj.php?details=MEN~313

(Copy da link in da address bar . . . )

Its even better
Neo says:

January 6, 2009 at 12:04 pm

That was pretty funny…somehow the rude ones always are.
jayjay says:

January 14, 2009 at 5:26 pm

i think diz jok3 was so wak
it waznt even funny like come on
ashley says:

January 23, 2009 at 3:12 pm

i thought it was funny butt really mean she was to pickyy anyways though
not telling says:

February 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm

lol
:P says:

March 18, 2009 at 10:32 am

well she wanted something that gose from 0-200 in less than 6 sec =D, she didn’t say exactly what she wanted, the perfect gift! =D!