What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary
John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you’re married, you can imagine what he’s probably going through. His wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” She was serious too, so John got serious.
The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.
Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.
What'd You Think?
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dat wuz so LAME. but could be better
that was lame! Really crippled!
lmao, that’s so mean
that was f**kin rude!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO …. dat was funny
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Its even better
That was pretty funny…somehow the rude ones always are.
i think diz jok3 was so wak
it waznt even funny like come on
i thought it was funny butt really mean she was to pickyy anyways though
lol
well she wanted something that gose from 0-200 in less than 6 sec =D, she didn’t say exactly what she wanted, the perfect gift! =D!