What Men Really Mean

"It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "It would take [...]

What Men Really Mean

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What Men Really Mean was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 3:20 pmin Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Where Do Babies Come From? , What Guys Really Mean , Restroom Etiquette , I Just Want You To Hold Me… , Computer Terms .

6 Comments to “What Men Really Mean”

• kimani says:

  October 5, 2007 at 4:46 am

  witty men we are .id say!!
• monica says:

  December 10, 2007 at 3:11 pm

  dat wuz like so stupid
• gavin says:

  December 11, 2007 at 10:10 am

  i, god, i’ve made women stupid and dependent on men.
• Jean says:

  June 2, 2008 at 4:10 am

  gavin, wtf are u talking about??? ur not god and ur sentence construction is totally off…
• Sonya says:

  October 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm

  “I’m not lost. I know exactly where we are.”
  Really means…. “No one will ever see us alive again.”

  …Priceless!
• NEVE says:

  January 8, 2010 at 3:46 am

  gavin u ass, i think that would b the other way around.