What Guys Really Mean

When you catch a guy glancing at you, he’s actually wondering what you look like naked.

When a guy bumps into your arm while walking with you, it means your too damn close so back up 3 steps.

When a guy wants a hug he’ll go to the nudy bar and buy a lap dance.

When u break a guys heart he won’t even remember your name 3 days later.

When a guy is quiet, he’s probably masturbating.

When a guy is not arguing, it means there are no women around.

When a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions, he’s wondering what the hell are you blabbering about now.

When a guy answers, “I’m fine,” after a few seconds, he’s fine.

When a guy stares at you, he’s wondering if he slept with you before.

When a guy lays his head on your chest, well… that’s self explanatory.

When a guy says, “I miss you,” it means the scope on his rifle wasn’t set properly.

When a guy says he can’t live without you, he’s really horny and knows that’s what you want to hear. 

When a guy is mean to you after a break-up, it’s because you don’t know when to let go and move on - so quit being such a clingy bitch.

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What Guys Really Mean was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 2:14 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Why Women are Better Than Men 21-40,  Slow Golfers,  Cat On A Fan,  Dude, There’s A Cork In Your…,  Kid Busts Tail On ‘Ramp Van’.