What Guys Really Mean
When you catch a guy glancing at you, he's actually wondering what you look like naked.
When a guy bumps into your arm while walking with you, it means your too damn close so back up 3 steps.
When a guy wants a hug he'll go to the nudy bar and buy a lap dance.
When u break a guys heart he won't even remember your name 3 days later.
When a guy is quiet, he's probably masturbating.
When a guy is not arguing, it means there are no women around.
When a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions, he's wondering what the hell are you blabbering about now.
When a guy answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, he's fine.
When a guy stares at you, he's wondering if he slept with you before.
When a guy lays his head on your chest, well... that's self explanatory.
When a guy says, "I miss you," it means the scope on his rifle wasn't set properly.
When a guy says he can't live without you, he's really horny and knows that's what you want to hear.
When a guy is mean to you after a break-up, it's because you don't know when to let go and move on - so quit being such a clingy bitch.
What'd You Think?
(78 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5)
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I really really that one
that ok
that’s a perfect description of guys
UM THATS JUST WRONG BUT FUNNIE
hmm sounds like me through and through
that was offensive.
LOL. that was okay? o.o
offensive how?
Half of it isn’t true with most guys, just lustful ones. Maybe girls should start looking for guys and not letting the lusts get to them.
this is kind of offensive to people that have a.d.d where they forget alot so not funny for people with that kind of stuff
you people are all so ridiculous its a joke hello chill out before you burst a vein or something
FUNNY FUNNY true 2.
they do act like that.
my man doesnt act like that
that wasnt really funny
it was kinda stupid
this is so not funny
we girls, just can never know huh ??..lmaO
It all depends.
nahhh that wasn’t funny