What Guys Really Mean
When you catch a guy glancing at you, he’s actually wondering what you look like naked.
When a guy bumps into your arm while walking with you, it means your too damn close so back up 3 steps.
When a guy wants a hug he’ll go to the nudy bar and buy a lap dance.
When u break a guys heart he won’t even remember your name 3 days later.
When a guy is quiet, he’s probably masturbating.
When a guy is not arguing, it means there are no women around.
When a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions, he’s wondering what the hell are you blabbering about now.
When a guy answers, “I’m fine,” after a few seconds, he’s fine.
When a guy stares at you, he’s wondering if he slept with you before.
When a guy lays his head on your chest, well… that’s self explanatory.
When a guy says, “I miss you,” it means the scope on his rifle wasn’t set properly.
When a guy says he can’t live without you, he’s really horny and knows that’s what you want to hear.
When a guy is mean to you after a break-up, it’s because you don’t know when to let go and move on - so quit being such a clingy bitch.
What'd You Think?


(33 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)
August 7th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
I really really that one
August 7th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
that ok
August 8th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
that’s a perfect description of guys
August 12th, 2007 at 9:27 am
UM THATS JUST WRONG BUT FUNNIE
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:05 am
hmm sounds like me through and through
August 29th, 2007 at 1:29 am
that was offensive.
September 4th, 2007 at 6:13 am
LOL. that was okay? o.o
September 18th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
offensive how?
September 20th, 2007 at 9:42 am
Half of it isn’t true with most guys, just lustful ones. Maybe girls should start looking for guys and not letting the lusts get to them.
October 16th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
this is kind of offensive to people that have a.d.d where they forget alot so not funny for people with that kind of stuff
November 16th, 2007 at 6:00 am
you people are all so ridiculous its a joke hello chill out before you burst a vein or something
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
FUNNY FUNNY true 2.
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
they do act like that.