Weight Loss Plan

I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risqué picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily-clad young woman.

"Mom, what's this?" I asked.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," she answered.

"Is it working?" I asked.

"Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!"

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Weight Loss Plan was written by erraticheart on Friday, July 11th, 2008 at 10:18 amin Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , The Purina Weight Loss Diet , Workout Plan For Those Over 50 Years Old , A Smart Business Plan , Small Business Bailout Plan , Rationalizing My Weight Gain .