Wearing the Pants
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body."I can't wear [...]

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hahahhahahaha! its tru!
I hate men with attitudes, make us all look bad
LMFAO.. so very true
Haha, I like that line