Wearing the Pants

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “here put these on.” She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body.”I can’t wear your pants,” she said. “That’s right!!” said the husband, “and don’t you forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family!”

With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.” He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, “Hell, I can’t get into your panties!” She said, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until you change your attitude.”

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Wearing the Pants was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 3:18 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Tell Yo Mama,  Top 10 Signs You Joined A Cheap HMO,  Stick It Out Johnny,  Sex Sandals,  Vacation De Incognito.