Wanted: A Good Lover
A woman is fast approaching 40 years of age and is without a partner. This situation has her rather depressed due to her long history of failed relationships. After much debate she decides that the best thing to do is to take out a personal ad in the paper:Wanted: A good lover to be my friend; who won't beat me and won't run out on me.
After a week or so no one has responded to the ad. She is feeling particularly depressed when the door bell rings.
She opens the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the front porch. Quite surprised at the sight she asks him what he wants.
He replies, "I'm responding to your ad for a good lover."
"How can that be? You have no arms and no legs!"
"I have no arms so I can't beat you and I have no legs so I can't run out on you!" he said.
"What about being a good lover?" she asked.
He responded, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
What'd You Think?
(62 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)
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..Well not that funny. But it was still enjoyable.
that was ok …… i guess
if u cant find the fun in dirty jokes why u still reading them?? (josebell…)
I’ve heard this joke so many times that it isn’t anywhere near funny anymore.
dirty and funny\
that was the gayest thing i ever read in my entire life!!!
1st of all how did he ring the door bell with no arms!
2nd how could he reach if he was laying on the porch?
lame not funny at all get a life!!!
it is so stupid but I like it
thats what im taking bout
That Was F. U. C. K. I .N. G crap
I get it….
Nate… he rang the doorbell with his “love pole”.
that was type funny
he thng must be real big
BLAAAAA it sucks
im surprised so many peeps dont get this!!!! thats funny right there!!!!
nate u dumarze!!!
lmao x]
This joke was lame… Wasn’t that funny. =/
I found it funny, forget you guys who didn’t.
I thought this joke was funny I didn’t laugh but it was good
Its a joke not a fact…