Wanted: A Good Lover


A woman is fast approaching 40 years of age and is without a partner. This situation has her rather depressed due to her long history of failed relationships. After much debate she decides that the best thing to do is to take out a personal ad in the paper:Wanted: A good lover to be my friend; who won’t beat me and won’t run out on me.

After a week or so no one has responded to the ad. She is feeling particularly depressed when the door bell rings.

She opens the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the front porch. Quite surprised at the sight she asks him what he wants.

He replies, “I’m responding to your ad for a good lover.”

“How can that be? You have no arms and no legs!”

“I have no arms so I can’t beat you and I have no legs so I can’t run out on you!” he said.

“What about being a good lover?” she asked.

He responded, “I rang the doorbell didn’t I?”

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Wanted: A Good Lover was written by F&J Staff on Monday, September 10th, 2007 at 9:54 am. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Ashes to Ashes,  Fascinate,  Yo Mama Comebacks,  Gonorrhea Or Diarrhea?,  Gay Parrot.


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14 Responses to “Wanted: A Good Lover”

  1. CrazyCon Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 10:51 am

    ..Well not that funny. But it was still enjoyable.

  2. josebell Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    that was ok …… i guess

  3. Modi Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    if u cant find the fun in dirty jokes why u still reading them?? (josebell…)

  4. CaSsIe Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 6:00 pm

    I’ve heard this joke so many times that it isn’t anywhere near funny anymore.

  5. fab Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    dirty and funny\

  6. nate Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    that was the gayest thing i ever read in my entire life!!!
    1st of all how did he ring the door bell with no arms!
    2nd how could he reach if he was laying on the porch?
    lame not funny at all get a life!!!

  7. retard Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    it is so stupid but I like it

  8. shara Says:
    September 23rd, 2007 at 11:50 pm

    thats what im taking bout

  9. Dane Pery Says:
    October 22nd, 2007 at 12:28 am

    That Was F. U. C. K. I .N. G crap

  10. ivona Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    I get it….

  11. unknown Says:
    November 25th, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    Nate… he rang the doorbell with his “love pole”.

  12. tim gathers Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    that was type funny
    he thng must be real big

  13. Slippy Says:
    January 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    BLAAAAA it sucks

  14. smiley Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    im surprised so many peeps dont get this!!!! thats funny right there!!!!

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