Walk The Line
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample [...]
(327 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)
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I give it a six
yeah Iv heard it before
I LIKE IT
NICE and freakin sweet
ha! freakn sweet!
Very cool.
FUNNY!
that was good, but i’ve heard it b4
kinda childish dont you think i mean really.
kinda dumb even a fifth grader knows better then to say something like that.
that’s sweet!!!:)
yeah drunk people say stupid things!!! miss fithg rader knows bttr
To Rita I’d like to say that a fifth-grader might know better but most drunks wouldn’t.
I liked it
good stuff
Good Joke!
A bit long but it holds your interest. Good for a 5.
Great, really funny! I’m still laughin’!… Okay I’m done now!
mahahaha that was real funny all tha excuses he made meheheh yeah that was funna
i think it’s crazy…and funny
heard it before, but funny!
menshumor.com………coming soon!
jj
the joke was sweet =) =)
pretty gay not funny
ITS BORRIS BETCHES!!
THAT WAZ COOL I LIKE IT
GOOD ONE
its the best i ever hard
yeh im gonna try that next time i get pulled over and the cops ask me questions(????)
i liked it thats funny
git-r-done
thats wat red necks do
Some people here are so retarded. It’s a joke. Laugh. haha. sheesh. it doesn’t have to make sense
i over-estimated it because of the long suspence. anyhow, it stole a grin out of me at least.
psh- dumb.
that might of been my dad
gay is not a synonym for stupid
listen rita its just a joke u bimbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i liked it
Hey Ashley… I c u everywhere! u pretty like jokes… don’t u? u must be a sweet girl…
Nice One!
not bad
should’ve said i’m in a wheelchair
bad joke