Walk The Line
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
“I can’t do that, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”
“Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”
“Can’t do that either, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”
“Alright, we could get a blood sample.”
“Can’t do that either, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”
“Fine then, just walk this white line.”
“Can’t do that either, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m drunk.”
What'd You Think?
(176 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)
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October 30th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
I give it a six
October 30th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
yeah Iv heard it before
October 31st, 2007 at 1:46 am
I LIKE IT
October 31st, 2007 at 4:51 am
NICE and freakin sweet
October 31st, 2007 at 8:52 am
ha! freakn sweet!
November 1st, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Very cool.
November 1st, 2007 at 7:21 pm
FUNNY!
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:02 am
that was good, but i’ve heard it b4
November 9th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
kinda childish dont you think i mean really.
November 9th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
kinda dumb even a fifth grader knows better then to say something like that.
November 12th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
that’s sweet!!!:)
November 12th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
yeah drunk people say stupid things!!! miss fithg rader knows bttr
November 14th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
To Rita I’d like to say that a fifth-grader might know better but most drunks wouldn’t.
I liked it
November 16th, 2007 at 9:58 am
good stuff
November 19th, 2007 at 4:06 am
Good Joke!
November 26th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
A bit long but it holds your interest. Good for a 5.
November 26th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Great, really funny! I’m still laughin’!… Okay I’m done now!
November 28th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
mahahaha that was real funny all tha excuses he made meheheh yeah that was funna
January 8th, 2008 at 9:13 am
i think it’s crazy…and funny
January 12th, 2008 at 12:00 am
heard it before, but funny!
menshumor.com………coming soon!
February 7th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
jj
February 7th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
the joke was sweet =) =)
February 15th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
pretty gay not funny
ITS BORRIS BETCHES!!
February 20th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
THAT WAZ COOL I LIKE IT
GOOD ONE
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:14 am
its the best i ever hard
February 25th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
yeh im gonna try that next time i get pulled over and the cops ask me questions(????)
i liked it thats funny
git-r-done
thats wat red necks do
March 31st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Some people here are so retarded. It’s a joke. Laugh. haha. sheesh. it doesn’t have to make sense
April 24th, 2008 at 7:09 am
i over-estimated it because of the long suspence. anyhow, it stole a grin out of me at least.