Wal-Mart Scam
A warning for you or any of your friends who may be regular customers at Walmart, we here at F&J like to look out for our readers. Over the last month or so I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping, which has be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think that it couldn’t happen to you! Here’s how the scam works.
Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you’re loading stuff into your trunk. They both start washing your windshield with a rag while their cleavage is practically falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It’s impossible not to look.
When you thank them or offer a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a blowjob, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th of last month and the 2nd of this month, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again today.
What'd You Think?


(40 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)
February 7th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
lol For those who didn’t get it:
He was going back there just because he wanted. He wanted the blowjob, and he did go there and probably still go there. Of course, this is all a lie. lol
December 4th, 2007 at 8:10 am
MY GOD, YOU PPL ARE IGNORANT, HE KEEPS GOING BACK ON PURPOSE, FOR A BLOW JOB, dumbasses
November 18th, 2007 at 1:15 am
lol, man, u need to stop pickin them up, or at least get a few different empty wallets
November 17th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
i dont get it
November 11th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
wtf thats retarded
but smart
November 8th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
damn that wood be hot, i’d carry a fake wallet or only a bank card
October 25th, 2007 at 11:32 am
it waz funny lol…
September 18th, 2007 at 12:03 am
oh, I better start carrying a fake wallet then
September 13th, 2007 at 11:05 am
wish we had a scam like that in the uk
September 12th, 2007 at 1:50 am
LOL…, i wouldn’t mind exchanging wallets to having sexes….
September 11th, 2007 at 10:55 am
sick
September 9th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
omg that was weird