Wal-Mart Announces House Brand Wine
Wal-Mart announced today that they’ll soon be offering customers yet another new discount item, their own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce their spirits at an affordable price.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but “there is strong market demand for cheap wine“, said Jane Weldon, professor of Wal-Mart’s marketing division. “However,” she added “Choosing the right names are important for building brandability and loyalty.”
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive names for the Wal-Mart house brand wines. The top surveyed names in, order of popularity, include:
Pricing is expected to be in the $3-5 range and will be offered in the box and bottle. If production goes smoothly, expect to find Wal-Mart’s self-branded wine on the shelves sometime next never.
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love it! And the funny part is i live in a town that prolly came up with those names! Ya’ll shold come visit Stonewall Louisiana! lol!
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not bad!
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stupid should hav been better
reallllllly good, last two are best. keep up the good work!
Maybe you should think about makin the jokes shorter cuz people with adhd like me loose interest real quick. Then will feel stupid cuz we’ve been readin the same joke for 20 mins.
i agree with amber but it was fair
funny shiz, an amber, we cant help if u r not smart enough for real jokes, maybe u should go back to readin elementary school jokes that r more your age