Wagon Ride
Little Johnny goes back to school on Monday and the teacher asks the kids if there was anything exciting that happened to them over the weekend.
Little Johnny is waving his hand like crazy, well the teacher knows how little Johnny is so she doesn’t want to call on him.
Finally, she gives in and calls on Johnny, “All right Johnny, what did you do this weekend?” Johnny says,” I rode in my wagon and had my dog pull me, well we came to this steep hill and we got going really fast, my dog couldn’t run fast enough.
The handle of the wagon rammed up his ass.” The teacher interupts and corrects Johnny by saying,”Rectum Johnny, Rectum.” Johnny says,”Recked UM? It damn near killed him!”

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lol thats was funny man whats wrong with you?
LOL it was great
ha ha
haha! That’s funny! sum1 twisted had 2 make this up!
lol Gud 1!!
lol omg
johnny is a legend
that was funny
lol!! johnny says, i put a fire cracker in the neighbours cats ass, the teacher replies “rectum johnny rectum” johnny says “rectum my ass it blew it to fkn pieces”