Vote For Billary!

I think she’s hot. Except for that droopy eye.

And what would a picture like this be worth if it wasn’t accompanied by a Billary Joke? Ok, drumroll please…

Bill and Hillary stop at a gas station. Hillary jumps out of the car, talks animatedly to the attendant for several minutes and then hugs him. She gets back in the car and Bill asks “Who was that?” “That was John, an old boyfriend I almost married.” Bill replies sharply “Well, I bet you’re glad you married me - he’s just a gas station attendant and I was the President of the United States of America!” To which Hillary says “So what Bill, If I married him, he’d have been President!”

Bada Bing! Ok, maybe not. You have something better? Let’s hear it!

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Vote For Billary! was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, March 13th, 2008 at 12:48 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Pictures, Political Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Lock Up The Livestock,  Top Michael Jackson Jokes,  Snow White And The Dwarf Coal Miners,  God In Capital Hill,  Alabama Exit Exam.