Ventriloquist On Blonde Jokes


A young, successful ventriloquist is on tour and stops in a small town to perform at a club. He’s going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman from the third row stands on her chair and screams: “I’ve had just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?”

“What does a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?” she goes on to say… “It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large - all in the name of humor.”

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde screams again, “You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to that little sh*t on your knee!”

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Ventriloquist On Blonde Jokes was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, December 13th, 2007 at 12:33 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Travelling Ventriloquist On A Farm,  I Once Knew A Blonde,  Did You Hear About The Blonde?,  Blonde in a Rowboat,  Overweight Blonde.


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15 Responses to “Ventriloquist On Blonde Jokes”

  1. Yo mama Says:
    December 14th, 2007 at 2:54 pm

    LOL!

  2. me Says:
    December 15th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    hahaha ma grandad pissed his sen

  3. Lovelyrad Says:
    December 15th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

    blondes are really dumb!!!! that joke was really good. i nearly pissed my pants..LOL

  4. Bl0nd Says:
    December 17th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    haha, i dont get it? someone pls explain???

  5. Lola Says:
    December 23rd, 2007 at 9:38 am

    hahaha

  6. snorider323 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Bl0nd if ur not kidding about that you dnt get it than ur an example of dumbass blonds

  7. virginity loser Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    lolololololololololololololololololol lol :) :( :)

  8. Luke Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 8:00 am

    Very funny

  9. TheMage Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    hahaha ma grandad pissed his sen?????? What the f*ck does that mean you illiterate brick!

  10. The Lovely Miss Brunette Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Bl0nd,

    Ventriloquist dolls are moved by the puppet master, and their master speaks for them (probably why so many horror movies are made about them)They achieve this by mastering the art of keeping lips small and tight or even closed and being able to speak and project loudly.

  11. someone Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 1:26 am

    alright

  12. melkorkingofmiddleearth Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 12:52 am

    wow. that was almost as stuipid as this post

  13. Jean Says:
    June 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 am

    they use their stomach to make the sound… and move the puppet’s mouth and/or body to make it seem like the puppet’s talking.. and so.. the puppet’s not real, that’s where the joke it. when the blond talks to something that is inanimate…

  14. triggerhappy Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    ha! that caught me off guard. i wasn’t expecting it to end so quickly *that’s what she said*.

  15. WalkerOfWorlds Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 12:09 am

    That’s a great joke. Especially that the majority of natural blondes are white.

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