Ventriloquist On Blonde Jokes
A young, successful ventriloquist is on tour and stops in a small town to perform at a club. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman from the third row stands on her chair and screams: "I've had just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?"
"What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" she goes on to say... "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large - all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde screams again, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"
What'd You Think?
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LOL!
hahaha ma grandad pissed his sen
blondes are really dumb!!!! that joke was really good. i nearly pissed my pants..LOL
haha, i dont get it? someone pls explain???
hahaha
Bl0nd if ur not kidding about that you dnt get it than ur an example of dumbass blonds
lolololololololololololololololololol lol
Very funny
hahaha ma grandad pissed his sen?????? What the f*ck does that mean you illiterate brick!
Bl0nd,
Ventriloquist dolls are moved by the puppet master, and their master speaks for them (probably why so many horror movies are made about them)They achieve this by mastering the art of keeping lips small and tight or even closed and being able to speak and project loudly.
alright
wow. that was almost as stuipid as this post
they use their stomach to make the sound… and move the puppet’s mouth and/or body to make it seem like the puppet’s talking.. and so.. the puppet’s not real, that’s where the joke it. when the blond talks to something that is inanimate…
ha! that caught me off guard. i wasn’t expecting it to end so quickly *that’s what she said*.
That’s a great joke. Especially that the majority of natural blondes are white.
oh crap dat was funnnnyyyyy!!!
snorider323
Bl0nd if ur not kidding about that you dnt get it than ur an example of dumbass blonds
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Excuse Me!!! But you are an example of an idiot; just because you got the joke don’t give you the right to call people dumbass blonds. That’s the reason the world is like it is today because people all the time wanting to talk about others just because they aren’t as smart as other people.
awesome joke
OMG.
just because we’re blonde we’re not stupid.
and just because blOnde didn’t understand the joke that doesn’t mean she’s stupid either.. i totally agree with carmen, idiots like you are the reason why so many people actually think we(blondes) are stupid.. i mean have you ever heard of DISCRIMINATION or STEREOTYPES.
because that’s what you’re doing.
It makes me laugh how many of you actually can’t spell the word BLONDE…..
THAT IS GREAT!!!
You have got to be kidding me right? How can you moan about Blonde jokes causing offense. Why are you reading Blonde jokes if you don’t like them? That’s like an old man reading jokes about geriatrics and moaning about it. Man you women are on power trips non stop. I know you’re proud of where you are but really? Zzzzzzzzzzzzz – Get a life and enjoy the joke you bore!!!
And do you really think blOnde didn’t get the joke. She played all you power trip women for fools!! Well done her I say, and more fool you!! Haha
im a proud blonde and this joke is real funny! lol
LOL…you cudnt get dumber
yall do know not all blondes are dumb right???
i have 2 friends that are blonde and they are probably smarter than half of yall commneting on this page.
stiill the joke was really funny
(btw im not a blonde)