Comments on: Vasectomy Jokes http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:05:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: skylersucks http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-31464 skylersucks Wed, 16 Feb 2011 16:50:43 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1711#comment-31464 hahahahahahahhahahahhahah i dont get it hahahahahahahhahahahhahah i dont get it

]]> By: Marcus Rodregez http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-26016 Marcus Rodregez Wed, 24 Feb 2010 03:31:41 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1711#comment-26016 "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!" True Story: My wife can't open a jar for anything! She had a really bad heartburn one day and she need to take some medicine. So I walked in and this is what I saw: She was lying on the ground hitting container against the sink, and I asked her if she needed any help. So she handed it to me and I undid the childlock. She then told me, "My heartburn went away but now I have a really bad migrane." I asked her why, and she said, " Well at first I was hitting it against the counter but I tripped and then I got frustrated and started hitting my own head against the fridge." Did I mention my wife, Heather is a blond. xD LMAO. “I’ve pulled it, I’ve twisted it, I’ve even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can’t open this damn jar!”

True Story:

My wife can’t open a jar for anything! She had a really bad heartburn one day and she need to take some medicine. So I walked in and this is what I saw:
She was lying on the ground hitting container against the sink, and I asked her if she needed any help. So she handed it to me and I undid the childlock.

She then told me, “My heartburn went away but now I have a really bad migrane.” I asked her why, and she said, ” Well at first I was hitting it against the counter but I tripped and then I got frustrated and started hitting my own head against the fridge.”

Did I mention my wife, Heather is a blond. xD LMAO.

]]> By: Tra http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-23872 Tra Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:51:38 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1711#comment-23872 :-D oh brother. Random thought: YANKEES WON SECOND GAME IN THE WORLD SERIES YAY! :-D oh brother. Random thought: YANKEES WON SECOND GAME IN THE WORLD SERIES YAY!

]]> By: drummer grl http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-23815 drummer grl Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:13:31 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1711#comment-23815 Were all of these jokes written by 5th grader? Were all of these jokes written by 5th grader?

]]> By: tocjv_ogb http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-23699 tocjv_ogb Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:39:11 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1711#comment-23699 I also like the onion part. I also like the onion part.

]]> By: coolcat88 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-20802 coolcat88 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:10:00 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1711#comment-20802 wow this joke sucked.boo wow this joke sucked.boo

]]> By: danineteen http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-20555 danineteen Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:28:39 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1711#comment-20555 Agreed! Makes sense now :) Agreed! Makes sense now :)

]]> By: F&J Staff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-20553 F&J Staff Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:22:47 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1711#comment-20553 You're completely right danineteen, you'd think we would have proof read it before posting it, heh. Makes more sense now. You’re completely right danineteen, you’d think we would have proof read it before posting it, heh. Makes more sense now.

]]> By: Francis http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-20534 Francis Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:35:19 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1711#comment-20534 The onion one was good The onion one was good

]]> By: danineteen http://www.funnyandjokes.com/vasectomy-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-20479 danineteen Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:55:05 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1711#comment-20479 The "Months later" section put me off. He had already had a vasectomy in between the "It's a family decision" and "Right after the operation" section, and he's getting a vasectomy again? o_O The “Months later” section put me off. He had already had a vasectomy in between the “It’s a family decision” and “Right after the operation” section, and he’s getting a vasectomy again? o_O

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