Vasectomy Jokes
As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting [...]
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The “Months later” section put me off. He had already had a vasectomy in between the “It’s a family decision” and “Right after the operation” section, and he’s getting a vasectomy again? o_O
The onion one was good
You’re completely right danineteen, you’d think we would have proof read it before posting it, heh. Makes more sense now.
Agreed! Makes sense now
wow this joke sucked.boo
I also like the onion part.
Were all of these jokes written by 5th grader?
“I’ve pulled it, I’ve twisted it, I’ve even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can’t open this damn jar!”
True Story:
My wife can’t open a jar for anything! She had a really bad heartburn one day and she need to take some medicine. So I walked in and this is what I saw:
She was lying on the ground hitting container against the sink, and I asked her if she needed any help. So she handed it to me and I undid the childlock.
She then told me, “My heartburn went away but now I have a really bad migrane.” I asked her why, and she said, ” Well at first I was hitting it against the counter but I tripped and then I got frustrated and started hitting my own head against the fridge.”
Did I mention my wife, Heather is a blond. xD LMAO.
hahahahahahahhahahahhahah i dont get it