Valentine’s Day Poem
Hearts and roses and kisses galore, what the hell is all that crap for?
People get mushy and start acting all queer, it's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass, before I shove something up that Cupid guy's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I [...]


(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
Absolutely Brilliant! Loved it loved it loved it!!!
we dont even celebrate valintines day were i come from. the great land of aus