Valentine’s Day Jokes
February 14th is right around the corner, which means it's time for a few misguided Valentine's Day Jokes to poke fun at the day Cupid makes his rounds poking people in the butt with painful arrows and such. Rather than bore you with a bunch of babbling, we'll get right to the funny jokes. Top [...]
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I just realized there were only four lame Q&A jokes, guess the joke’s on us.
do add sme lovers jokes on valentines day.
I was just about to say that there were only 4 Lame Question & Answer jokes, but then I saw the comment above.
I thought this was pretty lame:
Q. What do you call a very small Valentine?
A. A Valen-tiny.
the nice one:
“The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.”
i wanna introduce my self
I’m Aye from Iran
these jokes are terible
Q. What did the foot say to the shoe?
A. Am so into you.
jajaja I know they are terrible and so is your spelling!! jajaja lol (fatty)
these jokes are lame i mean the president can make better jokes than that.wait nonono im kidding but heres one. Q.wat do you call cheese thats notch yours? A.NOTCHO CHEESE.AND GIRL WHY U GOTTA KEEP SAYING JAJAJA STUPID.
any one single wait jk lol.
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im cookie monster………RAWRRRRR!!!!!!!!!COW says MOOOOO!!!!! & kittens say BARK!! elmo is purple….and barney is red.!.!.!
(o_o)
/|\
/ \
GHOST
people i admire……..
1.Barney
2.Elmo
3.Charzard
4.Fat lady at church
5.guthix………….(Runescape)
6.my left foot
7.people who comment on what ive been saying *_*
one time..iseent a monkeyy
andd then he looked at me..
andd thenn he sed oohh ohh ahh ahh..
and then i peed mahselff..
and then i skiddaddled..
it was kool
Q:Wt does ring says to the finger?
A:Push it in.lol.
VALENTINE’S DAY IS CANCELLED!!!!!
Apparently U told cupid u were sexy. He died laughing. Thanks alot liar. Happy Valentine’s Day!
why have many green link?what’s this?
i love pizza hut
WhOwMaNyZeRoInMyNoSe
AnS:TwO
baha “??????”
Barney is awesome, so is Guthix xD
All of you are dry & lame.
Just like these jokes. I feel sorry for you’s. Fags.
yea yea
oooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
u guys are all dumb
just froget about it and move on if u don’t like it why leave a comment
uhh not very funny at all mate!
and come on, valentines meant to be the day for the loved one not just some joke!
people do need to know when theyre doing crap thank you very much!
here is a good dump poem Rose are red violets are blue trash is du
ped and so are u
Here is a good dump poem rose are red violets are blue trash is dumped and so are u
wow. Even though in not a fan of valentines day, you guys need to chill man…………….
Make fun of the holiday i really dont care of all the mean stuff i got dumped on valentines day im ve
Make fun of the holiday i really dont care of all the mean stuff i got dumped on valentines day im very sad n lonely no numbers no takers 4 mr.lonely
no one cares about valentines day, it’s for two sappy love birds that need to be killed with one stone.
Wow… never knew people could be so immature. Guess goes to show that not every one acts their age, instead of their show sizes.
that okay but most jokes don’t make any sense on this site
sry bro, sucks u got dumped on v-day! but this will cheer u up!! :
one day a dandilion ate a monkey because it was reading a book about spiders and got hungry. He never sry he just put some ketchup on him. Then the dandilion found a weed in the garden of tissues. They became great friends with each others mothers. Their brothers rode their bikes on time and ran over the weed, but the dandilion had his 1st aid kit ready & saved the weed’s life!! They fell in love with chocolate and each other that day!
The moral of the story is that one day u will find urself ur own dandilion & live happily everafter w/ chocolate!!!
Thank u very much karyn dat was nice danielle… F*ck you =)
thesee jokes are LAMEE. & so are you peoplee.
Hahahah, wow all of you guys are imature. Jeeeshh. && these jokes are freggin GAYY
youurr the imature one.
fag.
Good oneeee.
k.
Hey ur mom:) tell ur mom dat she gotta get better n alyssa u r a W-H-O-R-E =) WHEW DAT MADE ME HAPPY
im noo whore.
Alyssa…………. You dont have to lie everybody knows u r a W-H-O-R-E N U KNOW IT TOO HAHAHA =)
loserrbutt.:)
Wow u r weak alysaa loserbutt but still good 4 a whore
thanks. i appreciate it…