Use It Or Lose It
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you! I want a divorce straight [...]

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this is so funny
Haha finally retribution 8]
One of my favorite jokes of all time. This version’s actually written well and uses grammar and punctuation correctly–halleluiah!
nasty >_<
Hahahaha! So ungrateful wife he got!
Loves it!!!