Types Of Guys In The Men’s Room

Being a man myself, I’ve learned in my 27 long years that there are many different types of restroom users. You’ve seen them, the guy entirely too busy to notice that he’s taking a leak on himself or the guy that sticks half his body inside the wall urinal so nobody else can see him. Well, now you know what they’re called.

  • Absent Minded – Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
  • Childish – Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
  • Clever – No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
  • Conceited – Holds his two-inch pecker like a baseball bat.
  • Crosseyed – Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
  • Desperate – Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
  • Disgruntled – Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
  • Drunk – Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
  • Efficient – Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
  • Fat – Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
  • Excitable – Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
  • Frivolous – Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
  • Indifferent – All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
  • Little – Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
  • Patient – Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
  • Radical – Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
  • Sneak – Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
  • Sociable – Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
  • Timid – Can’t piss if someone’s watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
  • Tough – Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
  • Worried – Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

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