Comments on: Two Ropes

By: shtmanfkman

shtmanfkman — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 21:58:47 +0000

Two SH!T walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says “Barkeep, let me get a couple of beers.” The bartender says “I’m sorry we dont serve ropes in here.”

Frustrated the ropes walk out and, since this was the only bar in town, they thought about it a little while when finally one rope says “I’ve got an idea.” So he gets him self into a bind and frizzles his ends and walks back into the bar and says “Barkeep, can I get a couple of beers.”

The barkeep says “Sure, but aren’t you those same two ropes that came in here earlier?” The rope answers “Nope, I’m NEW SH!T

By: shtmanfkman

shtmanfkman — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 21:57:35 +0000

ha ha ha nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttt
funny

By: jackee

jackee — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:09:45 +0000

Can i ? Plastic Box

By: West Side Story Fan

West Side Story Fan — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:31:59 +0000

Not amused. You can do better.

By: yard128

yard128 — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 06:53:18 +0000

Nice pun,it was ok

By: M

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:19:17 +0000

It was ok.

By: KAKWIRI MUYE

KAKWIRI MUYE — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:42:20 +0000

puns are weak but this was ok…i guess

By: gloria

gloria — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:23:37 +0000

umm..??..ropes??. bar?? uh dont like this one..

By: Cyc

Cyc — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:51:28 +0000

Nice pun

By: bArRa BaBe XoXoX

bArRa BaBe XoXoX — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:46:12 +0000

nt bad bt reminds me of summet ma grandad used to tellme wen a was little disapointin! mwah xxxxxxoooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxx