Two Ropes
Two ropes walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says “Barkeep, let me get a couple of beers.” The bartender says “I’m sorry we dont serve ropes in here.”
Frustrated the ropes walk out and, since this was the only bar in town, they thought about it a little while when finally one rope says “I’ve got an idea.” So he gets him self into a bind and frizzles his ends and walks back into the bar and says “Barkeep, can I get a couple of beers.”
The barkeep says “Sure, but aren’t you those same two ropes that came in here earlier?” The rope answers “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”
What'd You Think?
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eh, i’m not much for puns…it’s like the kind my parents told me when I was 7
THAT WAS FUNNY!!
Hehe, I’ve heard this joke a million times before. Still gets me every time
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thats not funny.. i’m not into puns that much.. sorry babe
duhhhh……. dats not funny at all….
Not funny worst joke I’ve ever herd in my fu#$in life
That was alright
hahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha
NOT FUNNY………CRIKET……….CRIKET……….CRIKET
wow that so funny.
lol Thats so funny =]
this is quite possibly the dumbest joke ever i think you should do us all a favor and write it in a different language so we wont waste time trying to read it PS you suck
it was O.K
sort of
heh, funny joke when you understand it,
david..we all got it it was LAME wtf seriously
nt bad but remiinds me of wot ma grandad used to tell me
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nt bad bt reminds me of summet ma grandad used to tellme wen a was little
disapointin! mwah xxxxxxoooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxx
Nice pun
umm..??..ropes??. bar?? uh dont like this one..
puns are weak but this was ok…i guess