Two Prostitutes, One Sign
A couple young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: "Two Prostitutes - $50.00." A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies over and advised that they will have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Right about that time a minivan passed by with a sign on the side of it that read: "Jesus Saves." "How come you don't stop them?!" asked one of the girls. "Well, that's a little different," the officer replied... "their sign pertains to religion."
The two ladies of the night pouted a bit, but they took their sign down and drove off peacefully. The following day the same police officer was running radar when he noticed the same two young ladies driving around with another sign on their car. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he flipped his lights on and began to catch up when he noticed the what the new sign read:
"Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter - $50.00."
What'd You Think?
(177 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
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PS – these were not blondes. Heh.
I guess it was kinda funny, I didnt laugh much though
I thought it sucked
FUNNY
That was so funny
that wasent that funny.. but still kills time in class
that was dumb and lame and the other people who wrote a commit know it was dumb too not funny at all booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hello
nice site yo
i dont get it
that sucked!!!! it wasnt funny!!!! >(
that joke is hilarious
that was F#@KIN lame
not funny at all
a joke’z a joke!! u like it or leave it!! i like it dude!!
awsome
yessshh it was ok
Hysterical!
Dry humor. Funny though
ha ha
that was stupid
i dont get the joke?? it’s so confusin and im not a blond
Wasn’t funny at all.
haha thats rally funny well not really its kind of disrespectfull in a way!!!!
it was ok
stupid
someone explain to me. i dont get it.
i understood it and i smiled but that was it.it ll be funnier if u say it to some religious nut.
That was the worst joke i ever heard
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
tuff crowd
funny
kind of a good joke
Jokes ve different effect on people maybe cos of ur lifestyles… I laughd though.
to those who dont get the joke, it means peter as in penis but trying to make it sound religious at the so they dont go to jail..i thought it wuz kinda funny could have been better but still good
oops sorry for the typo..meant to say at the same time so they wont go to jail
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hilarious i loved the jokes but it is a little hash mabey cuz i am a blode!
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lol was ok not too bad
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