Two Prostitutes, One Sign
A couple young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: “Two Prostitutes - $50.00.” A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies over and advised that they will have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Right about that time a minivan passed by with a sign on the side of it that read: “Jesus Saves.” “How come you don’t stop them?!” asked one of the girls. “Well, that’s a little different,” the officer replied… “their sign pertains to religion.”
The two ladies of the night pouted a bit, but they took their sign down and drove off peacefully. The following day the same police officer was running radar when he noticed the same two young ladies driving around with another sign on their car. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he flipped his lights on and began to catch up when he noticed the what the new sign read:
“Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter - $50.00.”
What'd You Think?
(75 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)
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October 19th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
PS - these were not blondes. Heh.
October 19th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I guess it was kinda funny, I didnt laugh much though
October 20th, 2007 at 12:38 am
I thought it sucked
October 21st, 2007 at 4:38 am
FUNNY
October 21st, 2007 at 2:16 pm
That was so funny
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:09 pm
that wasent that funny.. but still kills time in class
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
that was dumb and lame and the other people who wrote a commit know it was dumb too not funny at all booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 24th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
It is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????
October 25th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
kimberly F@%^ u!!!! u aint FUNNY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 26th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
hello
nice site yo
October 26th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
i dont get it
October 30th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
that sucked!!!! it wasnt funny!!!! >(
October 31st, 2007 at 2:09 pm
that joke is hilarious
October 31st, 2007 at 10:22 pm
that was F#@KIN lame
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:18 am
not funny at all
November 2nd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
a joke’z a joke!! u like it or leave it!! i like it dude!!
November 4th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
awsome
November 5th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
yessshh it was ok
November 14th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Hysterical!
November 14th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Dry humor. Funny though
November 15th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
ha ha
November 16th, 2007 at 11:38 am
that was stupid
November 18th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
i dont get the joke?? it’s so confusin and im not a blond
November 19th, 2007 at 4:02 am
Wasn’t funny at all.
November 26th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
haha thats rally funny well not really its kind of disrespectfull in a way!!!!
January 3rd, 2008 at 1:47 pm
it was ok
April 15th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
stupid
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:20 am
someone explain to me. i dont get it.