Two Kids At The Hospital

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'

The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'

The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze.'

The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?' The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'

The second kid replies, 'Whoa, good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.'

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Two Kids At The Hospital was written by F&J Staff on Monday, October 13th, 2008 at 9:37 amin Other Stuff. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Kids Jokes , How Kids Explain Angels , Them Darn Kids and My Watermelons , The Generosity Of College Kids , I Like Your Thinking .