Twenty Bucks


"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not!" answered his mother. "If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"

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Twenty Bucks was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:49 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , 50 Bucks , How To Win A Fight Against Twenty Children , Gift for the Teacher , Good Tipper , Sum of Which .


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