Twenty Bucks
“Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not!” answered his mother. “If you do,” Little Johnny went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? what did he say?” “He said, ‘Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.’”
What'd You Think?

(41 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
September 18th, 2007 at 9:12 am
Oh man the kid is clever
September 19th, 2007 at 5:06 am
lol im going to try that
September 25th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
will do!
October 2nd, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Nice! that little punk, lol.
November 6th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
man i got to try that LoL
November 6th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
man i got to try that
November 7th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Too cute, I think kids are getting smarter by the minute LOL
November 19th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
wow hes good… i think hes some isabella material ;P