Turner Brown
Kramer goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown".
Kramer just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you Ok?"
In a very weak voice Kramer says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
Kramer said, "Oh Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'"
What'd You Think?
(384 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5)
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First to comment woohoo! That was at first not going anywhere or so I thought, amusing! Happy Halloween Peeps!
ahhahahahhahahaaaa!!!!!!
im not sure if i get it – would “turn around” have meant that the big guy was gay and wanted to do the little guy ? ;o
This is so bad, I WANNA TURN AROUND… MMMMM doggy style.
to 19RAD, yes, kinda. he thought he was gonna get raped. lol
hahahahahahahahahahaah that was actually a great joke
i laugheed a lot
I would like to turn around! I would have said,”Sure!” =)
ha ha you know this was such a gay joke it was funny…
EWWW! XD TURN AROUND!!! lol
hey….my name is turner brown as*holes
lmfao! that was funny
hahahaha that was so funny
i do just what my name implies ladies……
haha i get it
that was a good one i didn’t even see the end of it coming!
Hahahahahahahaha that is some funnt a$$ sh**
haha , thats funny =]<3xx
ho!ho!ho! gonna be laughing whenever I’m in the elevator
good one too
hahahaha!
gr8
HAHAHAHAH can’t stop laughing im still chuckling
GO Turner Brown!lol I <3 this sh*t
that’s superb, lol. still chuckling.
Hey turnem red….you could turn me red anytime big boy *wink*
lmao, *evil laugh goes here*
If he said that to me i would have turned around
do you mean gay with him?i think i can’t i will looking like a paper after that.
WOW!!!! nice lmfao!! n a little turned on lol –
AvenlyNightmares and turnem red, what are u talking about? and what does that have to do with the joke?
I would have pretended to faint just to not have to turn around! Good joke if you like that kinda stuff. Not my fave kind of joke.
“turn around”! lolz XD
hahahaha………phewwwwwwww…..!!!!!!! so funny..
Lmfao, Wowww-.- But HI-larious;PP <3
hahahaha (:
Eww! I would have not turned around no matter what the guy says. nasty but that was effin hilarious!!