Travelling Ventriloquist On A Farm

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next show. He stopped at a farmhouse and approached the farmer who lived there. "Hello there, Mr. Farmer, I was just passing by and I was wondering if I might speak to your dog." The farmer replied, "Well, you know, [...]

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Travelling Ventriloquist On A Farm was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, August 18th, 2007 at 3:00 pmin Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Ventriloquist On Blonde Jokes , Letter From A Farm Kid , Blonde, Redhead And Brunette In A Potato Farm , Hung Like A Horse (Moral) , Artificial Insemination .

9 Comments to “Travelling Ventriloquist On A Farm”

Bob says:

August 18, 2007 at 11:29 pm

Not funny
Abstract says:

September 26, 2007 at 1:07 pm

Ahahaha! That a great one.
persons corrector says:

October 7, 2007 at 9:01 am

are you a farmer bob?!
Wolf Child says:

October 19, 2007 at 10:12 am

I didn’t quite get it. Sheep lie? I think i’m missing something. (Politics?)
Yo mama says:

December 14, 2007 at 2:56 pm

he treats the sheep badly so hes saying they lie
Shanon says:

August 7, 2008 at 4:15 am

no he doesn’t treat the sheep badly, he screws the sheep, so he’s afraid that if the sheep “talk” they will say that he screws them
Tyler says:

October 6, 2008 at 12:49 am

Shanon, do you screw sheep or something? Cuz I don’t know anyone that does. Yo Mama is right.
Rhys says:

February 5, 2009 at 3:42 am

Tyler YOUR WRONG.
I HATE KIDS says:

November 20, 2009 at 9:16 am

Tyler perople have sex with their animals lots in the world… Now don’t ever post again.