Tragic Local Courtroom Drama Plays Out In Omaha


Omaha, NE (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Douglas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Nebraska Cornhuskers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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9 Responses to “Tragic Local Courtroom Drama Plays Out In Omaha”

  1. Hater Alert Says:

    Retard…

  2. snorider323 Says:

    has to be one of the worst jokes on here…seriously!!!

  3. xxxBracefacexxx Says:

    i dont get it.

    geri <3

  4. Jezzebelle Says:

    lol . . . I love it . . . probably because I work in a civil law office around custody and DV everyday and know a tiny bit about college sports . . .

  5. Rainstar Says:

    HHAAHAA! That’s pretty good.

  6. k-dub63 Says:

    I don”t get it!!!!And no I’m not a blonde!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. LeXiedastar Says:

    I dont get it either!!!

  8. mike Says:

    nice, u hav 2 knw bout college fb 2 get it

  9. will Says:

    me being from missouri i think its funny cuz the cornhuskers do suc they cant beat anyone missouri beat them 41 to 6 in football hahahahaha

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