A Tough Golf Shot
Bill was playing golf one afternoon with his wife, Emma, and hit a nasty slice off the second tee - landing in an impossible lie in front of the greenkeeper's shed. Being helpful, his wife suggested "No need to take a penalty shot darling, just open both the front and back doors and push the tractor out. Then, you'll can hit hit it straight through the shed with a 3 iron."
"Brilliant idea darling!" and with that, Bill took a mighty whack at the ball, which struck the rear of the building - bouncing off and hitting his wife in the head, killing her stone dead.
A few years later, Bill was plahing the same hole with his new wife... and by sheer coincidence landed at the exact same place in front of the shed.
"No need to take a penalty shot," said his new wife, "we can push the tractor out and open both sets of doors. You can hit straight through the shed!"
"No way," he said. "Last time I tried that I ended up with a triple bogey!"
What'd You Think?
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Don’t know nothing about golf
PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Explain 2 me anybody
The point of the joke is even after he accidentally killed his wife, he continued playing and finished with a score of a triple bogey.
one thing- I’ll never play golf!
What’s a tripple bogey?
if i played golf i might find why it’s funny…
Well I thought that was funny.
Good one.
Ouch!
Go tell that on a golf jokes site. It’s too dry for me
I wrote up a much funner how to article on Profiting from a Relationship with Tiger Woods. Click my name to read it on ehow.
You missplled Played
Spelling Fail
And funny joke lol XD
dont play golf