Top Michael Jackson Jokes
According to Web Usage Associates (and Public Notary), the following ten Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. Q: [...]
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its a joke site
So whats up with Marylu (the real one) and MARYLU (THE REAL ONE) which is it? I think the real one is marylu (the real one) in lo caps. When I spoke with Marylu the other day about my son in Iraq she seemed sincere. I don’t know about the other one. And this is a joke site, it don’t matter if your Black or White, or if you are Dirty Diana, if you know how to spell the alphabet (ABC, 123), if you have a cousin that Billie Jean, cause they really don’t care about us anyways so Beat It…..Ha-Ha-Ha!!! I would have given anything to see him perform one last time, did you know that he even wanted to sing with his son in the last performance? Yes, they were working on it. He is the EXTREME of all performers!!!! MJ rules!!
It don’t matter if your Black or White, if you are Dirty Diana, if you can say your ABC’s (ABC as easy as 123), if your a smooth criminal, if your Billie Jeans cousin, if the girls is really yours, if you can remember the time, or if you were such a thriller in your life time, all i really know is that they don’t really care about us, so BEAT IT!!! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!! MJ RULES!!!!
Sorry to reiterate myself, I didn’t know if the last one went through or not. Have a good night and lets think positive. Even though we have jokes…….thats what we are here for.
Hey try listening to you tube on MJ for can’t stop till you get enough a few times (3) then listen to INXS a new sensation and Billy Idols White Wedding, thats a workout to dance to!!!! Get your exercise girls!! Come on we all know its good for us, even when we are up there in age!!!
And as a cool down, for those about to rock WE SALUTE YOU!! and our armed forces that are in harms way every day!!!
i fink dat all da jokes on hea R all DRY 2 DA DAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Before I leave I just want all the woman out there to know that I didn’t mean anything bad about us getting excercise ok…some of them on this site take things too personally. I just get bored with my son being away and just want to talk sometimes. But, exercise is good!! And it keeps your man!! If those of you should have one. Be good to each other tonight and don’t get so judgemental ok? We are the world…….MJ
this website is jks but its not funnie that a stupid curly nose pedo is dead . this jks r out of order . but there so funnie so who cares that mjs dead .atleast we get good jks
Lee you sed it it is a Joke site so whea the f**k are all the funni jokes???? and Bonnie i am the real one pple are pretendind to be me because i beleive m.j didn’t do it and have from day 1 one minute they say he did it the nxt say he didn’t BUT I AM THE REAL ONE. I he never touched those children
Love you M.J R.I.P
liam you are right these are good jokes
why did michael like to have kids over so much
to have a chance to get lucky with a 8 year old
wtf…. those arent fuuni y would u say thing like that he didnt do nuthin to hurt no one and yall talk bout him he didnt touch those kids they just wanted money but michael wasnt a harmful person he was jsut sweet as he could get u r just wrong u should b ashamed
R.est I.n P.eace michael i love u and just wish people will just leave u alone
if you want to see something funny on you tube have a look at michael jackson when his hair caught fire i was reading in todays paper he was even sleeping with one of his carers and no it wasent a woman it was a guy
as a mark of respect all michaels former lovers are having the day off school
so many mj jokes about there are so many immature arseholes – its what he would have wanted
although michael is dead he will live on forever in memory of others no matter how much therapy those kids have
$10 says you will never see la toya again
This is straight up BS yeah it might be a joke site but some people are f***ing so disrespect to the dead that they dont realize that they days are getting shorter every single d*** day of their life so some of yall gonna learn from yall mistakes we all know that he would do nothing to hurt them kids those are just people who say s*** and then want every1 to believe that s*** like alicia keys being pregnant with swizzy beat child that a d*** lie she is way smarter then that
R.I.P. MJ
i watched the remake of planet of the apes last night it was good but a lot more singing than the original
you dont need to be a brain surgen to work out peoples lives are getting shorter every single day because you are a day older and how do you know alicia keys is smarter than that did you know her personaly
the rumours that michael jackson have died are untrue doctors say he woke up about 10 mins ago in the childrens ward and thought he was in heaven
so to those who are saying m.j and la toya are the same person i have to say thats a compliment for m.j bcos use must be saying he is so clever that he can split himself into two as he was showed with sis latoya heading to the court room before his trial d**ks. And Lee doesn’t mean it was fact funni how he never came forward wen m.j was alive aint it instead comming forward wen m.j can’t defend himself. Besides what the f**k does it matter whether he had a male lover or not?
Paul you are right Michael Jackson did like to play with boys in bed but that was before they took there clothes off
I’m sorry of course michael had a male lover even though he never came out to his fans that he was gay and in the media i guess you should just ask those boys if he was gay. Remember all the therapy in the world is enough to fix them kids.
marylu if he had a male lover its not natural just because you are queer normal people dont like it and its not a compiment saying michael might be la toya because if thats the case the freak was a cross dresser so go f–k off
michael jacksons now using the internet to communicate with most of his fans that makes sense thats how he met most of em
what did michael jackson say when he got back to his neverland ranch from drug rehab you know i feel like a new boy
WACKO JACKO ARTATTACKO
hes finnally dead
all kids are safe now !
Oh this really is mean and horrible. I guess it could be funny, in a gross, pessimistic, naiive, antagonistic way and if you didnt know anything about MJ and judged him based on tabloids. But it’s sad. Because he never actually molested children. Or bleached his skin. Or was wack. Or had as much plastic surgery as everyone says. RIP MICHAEL>
laugh in shame.
michael and la toya are the same person it said when he died he was wearing a wig
piss off fake c**t and carl i am not gay but even if m.j was it doesn’t matter and wtf is normal???? who the f**k do you think you are to judge him and who the f**k are you to decide what is normal and what is not???? so why don’t you f**k off you homophobic prick….Just becos you are not gay (cough cough, you probly are) doesn’t mean it aint natural you judgemental jerk!!!! and carl i nevere said he was La toya i said use obviosly think he is clever enuf to pull it off and him and latoya are NOT the same person
Michael was amazing and always will be R.I.P M.J
Michael wasnt gay. at all. wtf seriously
marylu this is a joke site not a michael jackson memorial site seems like you only wanting to come on here an argue with people is you dont like some of the jokes on here you dont have to come on here theres plenty of other sites on the net where people think the same way about michael jackson has you why not try a few
michaels dying wish was to be melted down into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids
what do michael jackson and homework have in common both are a pain in the ass to kids
whats blonde got six legs and roams michael jacksons dreams every night hanson
why did michael like to have so many kids in neverland ranch?
it increased the odds of him getting lucky!
check out the michael jackson is dead song. on you tube
but no paul . . .its my reason for being to defend this rapist molester I have thought about it and will try another site for memorial. I’m tired of trying to call everybody out who hates this kid molester . . .by by Michael RAPE
michael jacksons like dog turd leave him lying around long enough and he changes from brown to white
michaels going to be cremated last time he was black was in 1991
Why did michael jackson nose almost fall off?
cause he had it so far up those kids parent ass
how did michael stop the kids from crying afterwords?
he told him his parents had 20M reasons not to
dont talk about my daddy like that . .i never got 20million
Yes i will confirm it after he is cremated his ashes will be spread out all over the bottom of hell
how do michael jackson smell………awfull he dont sing anymore hes starting to hum
I REMEMBER WATCHING THE FOOTAGE A FEW YEARS AGO ON THE NEWS SHOWING MICHAEL JACKSON DANGELING A BABY OFF A HOTEL BALCONY ODD BECAUSE HE NORMALY TOSSES THEN OFF
for sale one white glove with a slightly soiled index finger
I finally know why michael needed diprivan to sleep
cause all those kids were running thru his mind
and by the way michael wore the glove so technically he didnt touch them kids bootys