Top 5 Michael Jackson Late-Night Jokes
Well, it seems Jacko is back in the news again, seems he's sold out his latest and supposedly final European tour. He's selling Neverland, and he's attracted the attention - once again - of the late night crew. So, without further ado, I present some of the best MJ jokes via Late Night hosts of all time (past or present)...
- "The saddest part of this Michael Jackson scandal is that all of this could have been avoided if he just stuck to grabbing his own crotch." ~ Craig Kilborn
- "Johnny Cochran died and had a funeral. You know who was at the funeral - both O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson. In fact, Michael cornered O.J. and said, 'How do you get stains off a glove?'" ~Bill Maher
- "What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Dick Cheney? One has pasty white skin, fake body parts and he's creepy; the other's Michael Jackson." ~ Jay Leno
- "The judge in the Michael Jackson child molestation trial selected 250 candidates for the jury pool, while Jackson himself has selected 20 for the kiddie pool." ~ Amy Poehler
- "It's like they always say, if you're rich and white, you can get away with anything." ~ Jimmy Kimmel
So what are your favorites? Not jokes... quotes! Post them in the comments below.
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Michael jackson may have had some dumb dance moves and a couple stupid songs, but he had a great voice and ever since the jackson 5 he has been known by millions of people all around the world. His music and legend will live on forever.
Exactly, Lauren. Also, if the pearson who wrote these jokes had actualy watched the news, he would have seen the little boy on oprah say that his parents made him say that to media so they could earn thousands of dollars!and he would have saw that all of the other kids that he supposedly did that to also came out and confested their parent’s scheeme. MJ is a SINGER, a DANCER, a GOOD PERSON, and a LEDGEN. AND THATS ALL.
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I heard that MJ was cremated and his ashes were put in to a chili that was made and sent to a childrens home, it was so all the little kids could feel him coming through their arse 1 last time
Martyn, dat wasn’t even half-way funny
I AGREE WITH YOU Parti Gyrl ,Soooo, F-u Martyn