Comments on: Top 15 Confucius Sayings

By: Nicole

Nicole — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:26:19 +0000

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Tim — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 02:40:13 +0000

confucius say – man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger

melanie — Tue, 24 May 2011 20:03:56 +0000

Confucius say: “Man who drinks to steady nerves, may find self to steady to move.” (old quote from 40 years ago)

mike — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 06:10:13 +0000

confucius say women who fly upside down have hairy crack up

Cristine Jennifer Shye — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 23:33:21 +0000

Woman that don’t like sex should learn to cook well

Men are like paving stones, if laid properly they stay put and you get to walk all over them

monzul — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 06:26:42 +0000

Confucius says: DON’T CONFUSE-US!

Ammer — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:21:45 +0000

Confucious says ” man who stand on toilet is high on pot”

Ammer — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:19:15 +0000

Confucious says “A lion will never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood”

Ella — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 10:14:26 +0000

Confucious says “man who uses wood in rough has head of same material”

Confucious says “woman who isn’t sklewed on desk is not a secletaly” hiehie.. sorry.. that was naughty.

cd — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 21:47:00 +0000

Confucious say “why meet girl in park when better to park meat in girl?”…this one works better when said and not spelled