Top 15 Confucius Sayings
Confucius is wise, in fact we'd be much wiser taking his advice. Below are the top 15 Confucius sayings, otherwise known as his famous analects. While there are literally hundreds or thousands of them, most probably made up - we've picked our favorites.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
- War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
- Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.
- Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
- Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
- He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
- Elevator smell different to midget.
- Those who quote me are fools.
- Confucius say too damn much.
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Man who stand on toilet high on pot
man who drinks gets dunk
School boy who messes around with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.
Man who pees through screen, strains himself
Man who masturbates is only screwing himself
Man should learn to masturbate… come in handy
Man who goes to bed with sexual problems in mind, wakes up with solution in hand
man with hand in pants feel cocky all day
Bird born with no beak born to suck sead
Confucius says : STOP QUOTING ME !!!
Confucius say: Changing schools doesn’t change anything i’m still a ho
is your mom a milf? take the milf test on mymothersmilf.com and win a free wii.
confucius says what cunfucius says
panties not best thing on earth but next to it
Confucius says:
Wise man do not plays the leapfrog with unicorn.
Baby born in backseat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Man who walk sideways through airport is going to Bangkok
Man who goes to meet girl in park, wants to park meat in girl.
man who chase car get exhausted
Confucius say when Russians attack from behind, Greece will help.
virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.
Confucius says He who eat crackers in bed have crummy night ahead.
Confucius say, man who pee through screen strain himself.
Confucius say golfer who want to hit balls well should step on rack.
Confucius say: Passionate kiss is like spider’s web; It soon leads to the undoing of the fly…
Confucius say: Who say I say all the things they say I say.
Confucius say: Man with money to burn will find perfect match.
Confucius say: I was so confused, I may have say some of the things they say I say.
woman who live in glass house should dress in basement.
foolish man give wife grand piano for anaversary: wise man give her upright organ!
man with a rooster and a bag full of lollipops is a cocksucker
Man in turnstile is going to Bangkok
Confusicius Say..
Man who stare at ass…
Get Crack in Face
Girl go to meet man in park. Man go to park meat in girl.
Man who lives in glass house should change his clothes in the basement
dduudde that is freaking hilarius (not wat the helll is wrong with you)
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew. That’s my favorite one! lol
woman who fly upside down have crack up
Confucious say ” he who fart in church , sits in his own pew “
Confucious say ” he who go to bed with itchy butt , wake up with smelly finger “
Woman with skirt up faster than man with pants down…. Man with one chopstick go hungry……
He who walks around with hand in pants…..feels cocky all day!!