Top 15 Confucius Sayings
Confucius is wise, in fact we'd be much wiser taking his advice. Below are the top 15 Confucius sayings, otherwise known as his famous analects. While there are literally hundreds or thousands of them, most probably made up - we've picked our favorites.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
- War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
- Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.
- Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
- Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
- He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
- Elevator smell different to midget.
- Those who quote me are fools.
- Confucius say too damn much.
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Confucius Says, Squirrel That Runs Up Womens Leg – Finds No Nuts.
Confucius says “Man who walks sideways through airport gate, is going to Bangkok
lei lei,,,, your quote is really funny lol……
Confucius say, “Man who lose key to girlfriend’s house get no new key!”
Confucious say “why meet girl in park when better to park meat in girl?”…this one works better when said and not spelled
Confucious says “man who uses wood in rough has head of same material”
Confucious says “woman who isn’t sklewed on desk is not a secletaly” hiehie.. sorry.. that was naughty.
Confucious says “A lion will never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood”
Confucious says ” man who stand on toilet is high on pot”
Confucius says: DON’T CONFUSE-US!
Woman that don’t like sex should learn to cook well
Men are like paving stones, if laid properly they stay put and you get to walk all over them
confucius say women who fly upside down have hairy crack up
Confucius say: “Man who drinks to steady nerves, may find self to steady to move.” (old quote from 40 years ago)
confucius say – man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger
Man who run in front of car get tired.