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Top 11 Excuses For Not Showing Up To Work

We all need an excuse to miss work sometimes... maybe you just can't think of a good way to tell the boss "Look, I don't feel like coming in today." We make it easy, just pick any of the following 11 (I felt like going above and beyond the normal 10 today) excuses for not [...]

Top 11 Excuses For Not Showing Up To Work

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Top 11 Excuses For Not Showing Up To Work was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, September 6th, 2007 at 10:57 amin Other Stuff. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Caught Sleeping At The Office? Excuses Here. , Top 10 Car Accident Excuses , Prison vs Work , Work Virus – Careful, It’s Spreading , Pooping At Work Survival Guide .

6 Comments to “Top 11 Excuses For Not Showing Up To Work”

Hoang says:

September 6, 2007 at 3:38 pm

I like number twelve!
OMFG says:

September 8, 2007 at 6:05 am

Me too
Yo mama says:

October 26, 2007 at 1:45 pm

lolwat?
biteme4 says:

April 6, 2008 at 4:57 am

!!!!LOL!!!! I could only use number 11 for my line of work
IrritatedOyster says:

April 1, 2009 at 7:58 pm

#5 was the only good one.
BabyCakes says:

December 3, 2009 at 9:51 am

I like 7
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