Comments on: Top 10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:24:08 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Bukki Olujide is going to hell http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html/comment-page-2#comment-24029 Bukki Olujide is going to hell Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:56:12 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html#comment-24029 /\ l l /\
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]]> By: bish http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html/comment-page-2#comment-23340 bish Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:55:40 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html#comment-23340 LOL! OMG #5!!! Oh goodness, i know that would scare the hell out of me!!lolest! LOL! OMG #5!!! Oh goodness, i know that would scare the hell out of me!!lolest!

]]> By: SaltedPeanut http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html/comment-page-2#comment-20809 SaltedPeanut Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:00:08 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html#comment-20809 Say that your phone is almost out of batteries and say "I'd be happy to hear more about this, so could you please give me a call on my mobile? the number is 0419317446" <<it's the reject number so if they are stupid enough to call, then they won't bother you anymore Say that your phone is almost out of batteries and say “I’d be happy to hear more about this, so could you please give me a call on my mobile? the number is 0419317446″ <<it's the reject number so if they are stupid enough to call, then they won't bother you anymore

]]> By: Gigglecream http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html/comment-page-2#comment-17714 Gigglecream Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:43:24 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html#comment-17714 Here's 1: play along a minute or 2, then say just a minute with an excuse (bathroom, window, stove...) then turn on the TV. Loud. Preferably sports =D Here’s 1: play along a minute or 2, then say just a minute with an excuse (bathroom, window, stove…) then turn on the TV. Loud. Preferably sports =D

]]> By: Bukki Olujide http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html/comment-page-2#comment-11440 Bukki Olujide Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:01:23 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html#comment-11440 Furthermore,Anti Christ and every other person who is yet to give their life to Jesus,here's how to do it:1)Find a quiet place.2)Look up to heaven and say 3)LORD,I believe that Jesus is the Son of GOD,that he died on the cross for my sins and rose up the third day never to die again.4)Confess your sins to GOD and ask HIM to forgive you.5)Say Jesus is Lord.6)Ask for Jesus to come into your life and save you.7)Ask for the Holy Spirit.All the best. Furthermore,Anti Christ and every other person who is yet to give their life to Jesus,here’s how to do it:1)Find a quiet place.2)Look up to heaven and say 3)LORD,I believe that Jesus is the Son of GOD,that he died on the cross for my sins and rose up the third day never to die again.4)Confess your sins to GOD and ask HIM to forgive you.5)Say Jesus is Lord.6)Ask for Jesus to come into your life and save you.7)Ask for the Holy Spirit.All the best.

]]> By: Bukki Olujide http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html/comment-page-2#comment-11439 Bukki Olujide Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:52:07 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html#comment-11439 Anti Christ,if you are not really the Anti Christ and you just picked on that name for whatever weird reason,here's a piece of advice:Give your life to the Lord Jesus Christ before it is too late and stop bearing such an evil name. Anti Christ,if you are not really the Anti Christ and you just picked on that name for whatever weird reason,here’s a piece of advice:Give your life to the Lord Jesus Christ before it is too late and stop bearing such an evil name.

]]> By: hydroman_lmk http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html/comment-page-2#comment-10859 hydroman_lmk Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:56:06 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html#comment-10859 I also worked as a Telemarketer for about 4 months. Yes the job sucks and because I feel their pain I was nice to them for a while. The problem is they prey on nice people. It is the nice guy you agrees to buy a product he dosent want just so the telemarketer can put a point in his sales column. You can not be nice to a telemarketer and believe me I have tried. If you say I have never bought somthing over the phone and I assure you I never will so you are wasting your time with me only gets them to try and sell to you again. If you are really sadistic or if the telemarketer is expecially annoying I have the very best way to get them. When you are a telemarketer you have to read pages and pages of information to the would be sale(you are monitored to make sure you do) unless the customer says no then you can skip to the next scripted response. If you really want to piss a telemarketer off then you should let him go through the entire process, let him talk himself horse, ask every question you can think of and by the end of his day he will feel as if he has gargled with razor blades. Oh and you are tempting the fates saying you will buy something and not giving them your credit card number. Most of the time they already have it and a unscrupulous or pissed off telemarketer can sign you up for a item and you wont even know about it until the bill comes through in a few months. Think of the pain of the butt that would be having to call up the company and sit on hold to talk to a telemarketer:)) I also worked as a Telemarketer for about 4 months. Yes the job sucks and because I feel their pain I was nice to them for a while. The problem is they prey on nice people. It is the nice guy you agrees to buy a product he dosent want just so the telemarketer can put a point in his sales column. You can not be nice to a telemarketer and believe me I have tried. If you say I have never bought somthing over the phone and I assure you I never will so you are wasting your time with me only gets them to try and sell to you again. If you are really sadistic or if the telemarketer is expecially annoying I have the very best way to get them. When you are a telemarketer you have to read pages and pages of information to the would be sale(you are monitored to make sure you do) unless the customer says no then you can skip to the next scripted response. If you really want to piss a telemarketer off then you should let him go through the entire process, let him talk himself horse, ask every question you can think of and by the end of his day he will feel as if he has gargled with razor blades. Oh and you are tempting the fates saying you will buy something and not giving them your credit card number. Most of the time they already have it and a unscrupulous or pissed off telemarketer can sign you up for a item and you wont even know about it until the bill comes through in a few months. Think of the pain of the butt that would be having to call up the company and sit on hold to talk to a telemarketer:))

]]> By: Timeleft http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html/comment-page-2#comment-10830 Timeleft Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:47:51 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html#comment-10830 I answered the phone, listened to the man, then told him, "Hold on, please, I think I just heard a window break." I set down the phone, picked up a pair of heavy metal bush trimmers, and dropped them on my wooden floor. I then shouted, "AGH! I'VE BEEN SHOT," and left the phone sitting there. I answered the phone, listened to the man, then told him, “Hold on, please, I think I just heard a window break.” I set down the phone, picked up a pair of heavy metal bush trimmers, and dropped them on my wooden floor. I then shouted, “AGH! I’VE BEEN SHOT,” and left the phone sitting there.

]]> By: marce http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html/comment-page-2#comment-10823 marce Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:15:38 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html#comment-10823 this should be an one step only, hung up the phone and stick on doing whatever you were doing... this should be an one step only, hung up the phone and stick on doing whatever you were doing…

]]> By: yankees http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html/comment-page-2#comment-10820 yankees Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:16:13 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-10-ways-to-get-rid-of-a-telemarketer.html#comment-10820 I remember like 5 or 10 years ago my dad recieved a call from a telemarketer as he was stepping out the door to go the dinner, and he actually convinced the guy to give him his number saying he would call back when he came back. My cousin was over the night so like an hour later we called the number and starting asking the guy, "We've been looking all over for Yankees tickets, we really want to get some. Do you know where we can get anything?? That got him off the phone pretty fast. I remember like 5 or 10 years ago my dad recieved a call from a telemarketer as he was stepping out the door to go the dinner, and he actually convinced the guy to give him his number saying he would call back when he came back.

My cousin was over the night so like an hour later we called the number and starting asking the guy, “We’ve been looking all over for Yankees tickets, we really want to get some. Do you know where we can get anything?? That got him off the phone pretty fast.

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