Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek


In case you weren’t aware of it, there are internet geeks everywhere. You probably know a few, in fact… you might even be one. Here are the top 10 signs that you might be, well, an internet geek.

10. When filling out your driver’s license application you give them your IP address.

9. You no longer ask prospective dates for their phone number, instead you ask for their myspace.

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

7. You’re amazed to find out spam is actually a food.

6. You “ping” people to see if they’re awake, “finger” them to find out how they are, and “AYT” them to make sure they’re listening to you.

5. You search the net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as “my@home.wife” and refer to your children as “client applications”.

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as “my domain server”.

2. You often say “LOL” and “LMAO” out loud.

And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1. You’ve actually reached the end of the internet.

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14 Responses to “Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek”

  1. sammy Says:

    I like the end of the world one. that was GREAT!!

  2. fgts Says:

    Your list sucks.

  3. Pinkey Says:

    2,5,7 totaly fit me lol

  4. [krazy] Says:

    omg i am not a computer nerd and i say LOL all the time and i’m not a computer nerd cause i didn’t know spam was a food

    god ur list sux

  5. !erica! Says:

    well i do say lol sometimes, but not very often and i’ve haqd guys ask for my myspace before so…..welcome to the 21st century!

  6. maka Says:

    dat is 1 of da best jokes i av ever heard

  7. sean Says:

    it fits my brother, ha…

  8. peggy Says:

    you know your jokes suck when: the comments about the jokes are funnier than the jokes themselves.

  9. me Says:

    that is sh*t m8

  10. virginity loser Says:

    yep i agree it is ball locks! and dude(whoever write this sh*t joke)-as erica said- welcome to the fu**ing 21st century dumbass!

  11. lazeena Says:

    4,5 is good but the rest succksss

  12. Escalator Says:

    This is the crapiest joke ever u cant even laugh at its dumbness.
    It F**#kn sucks. worst than a prosti that is.

  13. coin_slot Says:

    wow this wasn’t that good at all

  14. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:

    it’s flat. am not one of those. an the last one, it almost caught me off guard but am not a s.o.b

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