Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek
In case you weren't aware of it, there are internet geeks everywhere. You probably know a few, in fact... you might even be one. Here are the top 10 signs that you might be, well, an internet geek.
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give them your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates for their phone number, instead you ask for their myspace.
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You're amazed to find out spam is actually a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
5. You search the net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2. You often say "LOL" and "LMAO" out loud.
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. You've actually reached the end of the internet.
What'd You Think?
(131 votes, average: 2.31 out of 5)
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I like the end of the world one. that was GREAT!!
Your list sucks.
2,5,7 totaly fit me lol
omg i am not a computer nerd and i say LOL all the time and i’m not a computer nerd cause i didn’t know spam was a food
god ur list sux
well i do say lol sometimes, but not very often and i’ve haqd guys ask for my myspace before so…..welcome to the 21st century!
dat is 1 of da best jokes i av ever heard
it fits my brother, ha…
you know your jokes suck when: the comments about the jokes are funnier than the jokes themselves.
that is sh*t m8
yep i agree it is ball locks! and dude(whoever write this sh*t joke)-as erica said- welcome to the fu**ing 21st century dumbass!
4,5 is good but the rest succksss
This is the crapiest joke ever u cant even laugh at its dumbness.
It F**#kn sucks. worst than a prosti that is.
wow this wasn’t that good at all
it’s flat. am not one of those. an the last one, it almost caught me off guard but am not a s.o.b
lol i’m guilty of 2 and 7.
only the last ome was laugh worthy … but only just
IM GUILTY OF 2&7 TOO
I’m a computer nerd then.And it is impossible 2 reach the end of the internet because everyday a new website is built and some u’ve never even heard of so ha that proves im a computer nerd!!!!
11. You know what a meme is and the website it came from.
Haha, 4chan…
Anon when did you get here
no this is the number 1 reson when u see a hot girl u ask her for her e-mail not her number