Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek


In case you weren’t aware of it, there are internet geeks everywhere. You probably know a few, in fact… you might even be one. Here are the top 10 signs that you might be, well, an internet geek.

10. When filling out your driver’s license application you give them your IP address.

9. You no longer ask prospective dates for their phone number, instead you ask for their myspace.

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

7. You’re amazed to find out spam is actually a food.

6. You “ping” people to see if they’re awake, “finger” them to find out how they are, and “AYT” them to make sure they’re listening to you.

5. You search the net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as “my@home.wife” and refer to your children as “client applications”.

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as “my domain server”.

2. You often say “LOL” and “LMAO” out loud.

And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1. You’ve actually reached the end of the internet.

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Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek was written by F&J Staff on Friday, November 2nd, 2007 at 3:20 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  The End Of The Internet,  25 Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee,  Global Communication,  Funny Church Signs,  Signs You Don’t See Every Day.


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14 Responses to “Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek”

  1. sammy Says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    I like the end of the world one. that was GREAT!!

  2. fgts Says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    Your list sucks.

  3. Pinkey Says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 10:43 pm

    2,5,7 totaly fit me lol

  4. [krazy] Says:
    November 3rd, 2007 at 2:52 am

    omg i am not a computer nerd and i say LOL all the time and i’m not a computer nerd cause i didn’t know spam was a food

    god ur list sux

  5. !erica! Says:
    November 6th, 2007 at 11:08 am

    well i do say lol sometimes, but not very often and i’ve haqd guys ask for my myspace before so…..welcome to the 21st century!

  6. maka Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    dat is 1 of da best jokes i av ever heard

  7. sean Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:03 am

    it fits my brother, ha…

  8. peggy Says:
    November 29th, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    you know your jokes suck when: the comments about the jokes are funnier than the jokes themselves.

  9. me Says:
    December 15th, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    that is sh*t m8

  10. virginity loser Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    yep i agree it is ball locks! and dude(whoever write this sh*t joke)-as erica said- welcome to the fu**ing 21st century dumbass!

  11. lazeena Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    4,5 is good but the rest succksss

  12. Escalator Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    This is the crapiest joke ever u cant even laugh at its dumbness.
    It F**#kn sucks. worst than a prosti that is.

  13. coin_slot Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    wow this wasn’t that good at all

  14. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:26 am

    it’s flat. am not one of those. an the last one, it almost caught me off guard but am not a s.o.b

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