Top 10 Signs You Joined A Cheap HMO

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park." 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle. 7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. 6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day". [...]

Top 10 Signs You Joined A Cheap HMO

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Top 10 Signs You Joined A Cheap HMO was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 at 4:35 pmin Doctor Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , 10 Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble , 10 Signs You Know Your Broke , Top 10 Signs You’re An Internet Geek , Top 10 Signs You Need To Clean Your Pool , Bush Signs Kyoto Protocol (Finally) .

5 Comments to “Top 10 Signs You Joined A Cheap HMO”

• hailie says:

  September 9, 2007 at 7:35 pm

  thats gay
• danie says:

  November 23, 2007 at 3:23 pm

  retarded.
• danie says:

  November 23, 2007 at 3:23 pm

  that’s just gay.
• :P says:

  March 25, 2009 at 9:29 am

  that sucked
• Red Rivan says:

  May 15, 2009 at 2:33 pm

  da HMO for us poor people