Top 10 Sarcastic Dares
Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the things found on my top ten list...
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Thanks to “Joe Humor” for submitting this!
Hehhh, kinda lame, but they were still funny
number 7 was good
haha lol . i loled so hard
#1 is the best!!!!!
The deeds are so ingenius, I might consider embarking the last three of the list. Brilliant! Only an egghead can conjure these ideas. Thanks a lot!
lol, enjoyable
no 3
trying some funny
I tried number 6 and got a reply….court order
Thanks GOOFENECK for letting me know… i was going to try my self XD
haha that was great =]
I like 10 and 7.
number 1 was pretty good though
some were funny some were meh not bad
haha i liked the last one
This was HILARIOUS XD
I’m gonna tell my friend to ask a security guard that question!
its the sprinsk here!
Teeheehee.
I like number 2.
Charge them with tresspassing lol.
haha i started an email for number one…. lolnessful!!
……. D x
I dare you to come up with something funny!
ima try numbr one
Hey I have a joke.
Q:How many Princesses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None, They have people to do it for them!! Haha
C’mon people have a sence of humor these are the funnies!! Lmao!
Oh deary me, can you be much tamer. How about running up to a beefeater and slapping him (he’s legally allowed to shoot you for distracting him then)
Lunge wildy towards the pope and or scale the vatican. Walk into a bank, and ask for a 20 from pennies (or whatever you americans have as equivalents)
hahaha i accually have done number 10.they didnt seem to care. . . defantly doing it again . . . . ha
I.m definately doing number six…ha ha there all pretty neat…
i actually did number 10 once. my friend spilled ketchup all over it. lol
lmfao. Those were pimp.
i did #7 and # 10 before it was funny cuz my friends got so emarassed when i did # 10 and the guard started laughing his pants off
lolzzzzz
real #1
goto compton and eat all of the fried chicken and stick around and see what the porchmonkeys’ll do
Hey chon why don`t you keep your racist jokes to your self, that comment is by far the most disrespectful and distasteful i`ve ever read in my life.
yeh i guess it was kinda good
yeh well kinda anyway
FUNNY! Loved #7!
I wld so do # 10!! Lol
number one is insulting!
but oh so true ROFL 
wow…that was the stupidist thing ever…………………………………………………………..could you get any lamer!!!!!!!!!!!
SAY THIS OUT LOUD:
I IZ WEE-TARR-DEAD,SO WEE-TARR-DEAD
THATS WHAT THE WRITER OF THESE SAYS.WOW DUDE THESES SUCK D: ):
i might do the toilet paper thing and mail it to as many big companies as i can making sure not to get fingerprints on it
(used toiletpaper)
7 was funny. thats it.
You will experience great sex within four days of receiving this letter, provided you pass it on (use the “Email This To A Friend or Social Bookmark It!” above or post a link on your favorite message board or blog). Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send them to others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies to people who need to get laid within 96 hours. Don’t believe this is serious business? Read some of these true stories:
After he passed this letter on, a Montana Spinach Control Officer got his penis stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series of orgasms of his life.
John Elliot tried to pick up a prostitute, but, because he broke the chain, was picked up by the police instead. When they searched his home, they found magazines of little boys which they showed to his neighbors.
In a suburb of Paris, Don Loray’s trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection, 51 days after failing to circulate the letter. However, before this happened, a condom machine gave him three condoms for the price of one. (was this the consolation prize?)
Do note the following: Hebert Pudstrom received the chain in 1953. He asked his secretary to make ten copies and send them out. A few days later he encountered her in a red-light district making more than he had ever paid her at work.
General George Patton, who sent the letter on, saw what he thought was a quarter in the street. When he bent down to pick it up, a beautiful woman in a miniskirt walked by, and he got a great view.
Heywood Daddit, an unemployed chicken choker, received the letter and forgot that it had to leave his hands within 96 hours. His wife then went bowling with his best friend and never returned. Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed ten copies. A few days later he got a wife and discovered that his old wife, who he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead salmon for all these years!
Alan Fairchild received the letter and, not believing, threw the letter away. Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch.
In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied to her. She promised herself she would retype the letter and send it on, but she put it aside to do later. She was plagued with problems including herpes and other venereal diseases she contracted in her futile attempts to find Mr. Right in a singles bar. The letter did not leave her hands in 96 hours. She finally typed the letter and found a man with a 10-inch penis.
Beware, however of the fate of the E-mail user at Trent University, Peterborough, ONT, that sent this letter to himself over five thousand times in one afternoon. Before leaving the computer lab a strange woman came up behind him, bit his ear and put her hand down his pants. The ensuing surprise caused him to stumble forward and cry out. As he attempted to arrest his fall by grabbing a nearby PC, a gob of spittle that had been flung from his mouth (as he cried out) landed deep into the inner recesses of the computer, all three (student, strange woman and computer) then experienced simultaneous Cyber-Orgasms of exponential intensity before exploding in a puff of smoking data.
You must distribute at least ten copies within 96 hours of receiving this letter. Those who do will find their love lives more fulfilling. Those who do not will be doomed to one-night stands with mechanical devices. Your immediate attention is urged!
the ten sarcastic dares were hilarious and i will be sure to try a few…….
Haha totally loved number 2, and a friend of mine and I have done number ten.
number 1 sucked think of a new one by tommorow nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brian again only number 7 was alright mothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa see yaaaaaah