Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the things found on my top ten list...
Top 10 Sarcastic Dares
What'd You Think?

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Top 10 Sarcastic Dares was written by JoeHumor on Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 at 10:11 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes.
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Hehhh, kinda lame, but they were still funny
number 7 was good
haha lol . i loled so hard
#1 is the best!!!!!
The deeds are so ingenius, I might consider embarking the last three of the list. Brilliant! Only an egghead can conjure these ideas. Thanks a lot!
lol, enjoyable
no 3
trying some funny
I tried number 6 and got a reply….court order
Thanks GOOFENECK for letting me know… i was going to try my self XD
haha that was great =]
I like 10 and 7.
number 1 was pretty good though
some were funny some were meh not bad
haha i liked the last one
This was HILARIOUS XD
I’m gonna tell my friend to ask a security guard that question!
its the sprinsk here!
Teeheehee.
I like number 2.
Charge them with tresspassing lol.
haha i started an email for number one…. lolnessful!!
……. D x
I dare you to come up with something funny!
ima try numbr one
Hey I have a joke.
Q:How many Princesses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None, They have people to do it for them!! Haha
C’mon people have a sence of humor these are the funnies!! Lmao!
Oh deary me, can you be much tamer. How about running up to a beefeater and slapping him (he’s legally allowed to shoot you for distracting him then)
Lunge wildy towards the pope and or scale the vatican. Walk into a bank, and ask for a 20 from pennies (or whatever you americans have as equivalents)
hahaha i accually have done number 10.they didnt seem to care. . . defantly doing it again . . . . ha
I.m definately doing number six…ha ha there all pretty neat…
i actually did number 10 once. my friend spilled ketchup all over it. lol
lmfao. Those were pimp.
i did #7 and # 10 before it was funny cuz my friends got so emarassed when i did # 10 and the guard started laughing his pants off
lolzzzzz
real #1
goto compton and eat all of the fried chicken and stick around and see what the porchmonkeys’ll do
Hey chon why don`t you keep your racist jokes to your self, that comment is by far the most disrespectful and distasteful i`ve ever read in my life.
yeh i guess it was kinda good
yeh well kinda anyway
FUNNY! Loved #7!
I wld so do # 10!! Lol
number one is insulting!
but oh so true ROFL
wow…that was the stupidist thing ever…………………………………………………………..could you get any lamer!!!!!!!!!!!
SAY THIS OUT LOUD:
I IZ WEE-TARR-DEAD,SO WEE-TARR-DEAD
THATS WHAT THE WRITER OF THESE SAYS.WOW DUDE THESES SUCK D: ):
i might do the toilet paper thing and mail it to as many big companies as i can making sure not to get fingerprints on it
(used toiletpaper)
7 was funny. thats it.
the ten sarcastic dares were hilarious and i will be sure to try a few…….
Haha totally loved number 2, and a friend of mine and I have done number ten.
number 1 sucked think of a new one by tommorow nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brian again only number 7 was alright mothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa see yaaaaaah
number 1. i work at a gas station and people really do use the squeegee to wash their whole car ! lol
IM GANNA FLARF!
DONT MAKE ME FLARF!
IM WARNING U!
Made up this clean joke a few months back.
Why was the marble countertop feeling down and out?
Because everyone kept taking him for granite.
i have done alot of these… like washing ur car at the gas station
Yay!
LAWLZ XD im s0 gunna do those d@res XD