Top 10 Reasons Why Computers Are Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They’ll do whatever you say, if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody’s home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter.
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September 14th, 2007 at 9:27 am
Common sexist stereotypes! >:o[ I am no dog like most men i’m sick of these you woman complain how we have problems, but look at your own! “They who scratches their ass shouldn’t bite their fingernails!” It means keep making fun of and you better hope you are bi…or just turn on one of those guys who can’t think for themselves…
November 1st, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Dear:WolfChild
what wrong with bi people???? huh you don’t like sexist stereotypes, but you put down people’s sexual preference!!! wow whats wrong with people today…why can’t everyone just get along…you know your all the same because everyone makes fun of something… So don’t be mad at someone if they do it, when you do it yourself!!!
November 11th, 2007 at 10:28 am
lol im against all sexism and racism but thats an okay joke.
ps… im male
December 7th, 2007 at 10:17 am
not funny at all