Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it [...]
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Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion
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fk thats funny
No. 7 was realy deep. Some, were funny but overall it’s emotionaly too deep to be on a joke site.
#1 was the best
AHAHAHA.
That’s great.
You can’t go to jail just for driving after going to church.
God doesn’t make you say things you’ll regret.
You don’t gain weight just from going to church.
You don’t lose intelligence from going to church.
You don’t perform stupid stunts just to show off to your church friends.
Your body heat doesn’t drop just because you go to church.
You aren’t killing yourself by going to church.
Going to church regularly isn’t frowned upon by society.
ha ha ha! impressive tyler very impressive but you can’t fight no. 7 cuz it’s true and messed up…
but cmon it’s kinda funny and very clever not emotionally too deep just true and well thought out nothing wrong with making light of a sad fact happiness is everything
Tyler your response to your response, what if when driving home from church “god” decides to “test” u by sending u2jail?-what about all the people that claim 2 talked to “god” that ended up getting torture n dead-well isn’t there some church’s that give food after ceremonies-what about when ur debating about the “god” n there only response when they got nothing left “is because (god) said so”, wtf???-what about the people who swear that “god made them jump up and scream praise the lord, Lol
Well when I was little I was force to go to a church n I gotta say it was pretty cold in there-well that maybe be true but how many people kill in the name of “god”-that maybe true now but did u know that beer has all 13 minerals so sustain life + what do u think they will say about ur believes in a couple of hundred years like we do now about the ancient Greeks….
Tyler. Intelligent church-goer is an oxymoron.
tyler yours was good i liked it alot
religion kills more than war
@ Mike- please tell that to my sister at Brown University (an Ivy League), who got a 3.9 GPA in high school, who is majoring in biology, with the focus of becoming a doctor. I’ve yet to meet someone smarter, and the reason she embraces her intelligence and loves learning is because of the impact Jesus had on her at the beginning of high school.
and @ Edgar, I’m sorry you were forced to go to church. Most parents don’t try to be mean about it, but someone who actually tries to stuff Christianity down someone’s throat who’s unwilling doesn’t know enough about it
@ Mike- please tell that to my sister at Brown University (an Ivy League), who got a 3.9 GPA in high school, who is majoring in biology, with the focus of becoming a doctor. I’ve yet to meet someone smarter, and the reason she embraces her intelligence and loves learning is because of the impact Jesus had on her at the beginning of high school.
and @ Edgar, I’m sorry you felt forced to go to church. Most parents don’t try to be mean about taking their kids to church. But someone who actually tries to stuff Christianity down someone’s throat who’s unwilling doesn’t know enough about it.