Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups that can help.

(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)

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Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Religious Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , The 10 Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases, Belligerent Bear, Beer for Geeks, Redneck Vasectomy, Beer’s Effects On Men.

Amy Says:
October 7th, 2007 at 2:11 am
fk thats funny
Kd Says:
January 4th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
No. 7 was realy deep. Some, were funny but overall it’s emotionaly too deep to be on a joke site.
random guy Says:
January 11th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
#1 was the best
Umbee Says:
August 31st, 2008 at 9:53 pm
AHAHAHA.
That’s great.
Tyler Says:
October 7th, 2008 at 2:28 am
You can’t go to jail just for driving after going to church.

God doesn’t make you say things you’ll regret.

You don’t gain weight just from going to church.

You don’t lose intelligence from going to church.

You don’t perform stupid stunts just to show off to your church friends.

Your body heat doesn’t drop just because you go to church.

You aren’t killing yourself by going to church.

Going to church regularly isn’t frowned upon by society.